Monty was waiting, talking Australian,
In the kitchen of the Rangers home tree,
And he said as he watched, and waited while Cheese chowder cooked,
'Who'll come a huntin’ cheeze wheels with me.'

'Who'll come a-huntin’,
Who'll come a-huntin’,
Who'll come a-huntin’ cheeze wheels with me.
And he said as he watched, and waited while Cheese chowder cooked,
Who'll come a-huntin’ cheeze wheels with me.'

Down came Dale, to avail, himself of a midnight snack,
To eat while he watched the late late night TV,
Monty said as he watched, and waited till the chowder cooked,
'You'll come a huntin’ cheeze wheels with me.'

'You'll come a huntin’,
You'll come a huntin’,
You'll come a huntin’ cheeze wheels with me.
And he said as he watched, and waited till the chowder cooked,
You'll come a huntin’ cheeze wheels with me.'

Then in came Chip, looking quite bleary eyed,
Annoyed he said, "Monty, have you been on the brie?"
'It's the night, just sleep tight, don't go chasing cheese or asking guys,
'Who'll come a huntin’ cheese wheels with me.'

'Who'll come a-huntin’,
Who'll come a-huntin’,
Who'll come a-huntin’ cheese wheels with me.'
And he said, 'Let's to bed, not wander off, or ask things like,
Who'll come a-huntin’ cheese wheels with me.'

In came Gadget, saw the pressure cooker on,
'The pressure's too low, but that's fixed in a jiffy.'
Tinkered with the valve and got a nasty whistling noise.... BOOOM!

[Spoken] '...Golly, Maybe I increased the relief pressure too much...
'We'll have to clean up inside of this tree.'
'We'll have to clean up,
'We'll have to clean up,
'We'll have to clean up inside of this tree.'
So they did, and none of them got in any sleep at all,
[Spoken] 'Yawn! Ferget cheese wheels, I'm roight tuckered out,'
'I'll cheese hunt tomorrow, once I catch some zzzz's'

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