The Times of Their Lives
By Indy
Chapter 5 -- Past
Imperfect...
Chip heard the
name "Hackwrench" ringing in his ears and was about to ask the obvious when a
thump behind him answered it for him. The chipmunk reeled in time to see
the finale of Gadget’s faint.
"Oh
my!" Basil said. "Is she all right? What brought that
on?"
Arianna and Basil ran over as
Chip checked her head, which had hit the floor hard. No damage. Then Chip looked
back at them.
"You mean you don’t
know? I just assumed you’d have mentioned…" Chip
started.
"Mentioned what, Chip?"
Arianna asked.
"Her last name is
Hackwrench, too!" Chip said.
Basil
gasped and stood up, his mind at once alive in thought. Arianna stood up slowly
as well, looking to her newly betrothed and then back at
Gadget.
"It could be coincidence…"
Basil finally said.
"With our
similarity in features? The similar intelligence, the bent on inventing, the
asymptomatic thought patterns? I think coincidence is very unlikely," Arianna
countered.
Chip looked back to
Gadget, who was starting to stir. "If we were in our own time, we could tell for
certain with a DNA scan."
Basil
looked perplexed. "DNA?"
"Deoxyribonucleic Acid," Gadget said, "the building blocks of all living beings
on Earth. Everyone has a separate DNA sequence that makes up their individual
being. It’s as good an identifier as fingerprints, and can be used to trace
lineage."
Basil looked at her in
amazement as another discovery of the future was revealed. Arianna come over to
Basil, put her arm around him and looked down at Gadget. "In this case, I don’t
think any tests are necessary. She’s your descendent, through and
through."
Arianna offered Gadget a
hand up, which she gladly accepted. Then the mouse inventor looked at the two of
them. "Since my dad’s been gone, I’ve had no one to call family but the Rangers.
I’ve never even met anyone else with my name. To think, the people I’ve been
working with are my own ancestors! The person I fashioned an extra bracelet for
was my own great-grandmother! What if something had happened to you? What if
something still does?"
Arianna
hugged her, and for the first time in a long time Gadget felt what it was like
to have a mother again. She cried in the elder mouse’s arms and Basil came over
and hugged her as well. Chip was standing to one side, amazed. In a way, he was
like an invisible viewer of the goings-on. A part of him was relieved for
Gadget, but another was strangely jealous. What was
it?
The comforting session finally
ended, and Gadget was full of questions. The most important jumped out of her.
"Basil, why didn’t you use the Hackwrench name? Why Basil of Baker
Street?"
Basil blushed slightly.
"Well, to be honest Gadget…I didn’t like the name. I thought it sounded plain.
Plus, I wanted the notoriety of a dramatic title. It only seemed natural to move
to the home of my human counterpart and use the street he lived on as my last
name."
Gadget nodded. "I
understand. But where did the name come from? I mean, someone had to have liked
it or else they were into
self-punishment."
Basil put an arm
on her back. "When you return, I’ll have the Hackwrench family Bible ready for
you to consult."
"When I return?"
Gadget asked. "I’m not going anywhere! I have to operate the time machine! It’s
on manual, remember?"
"But surely
Arianna can do it!" Basil said. "You need to help Chip get your friends
back!"
"No, I’ve got to stay and
make sure that the machine works right! If it breaks down, I’m the only one who
can get it going again!" Gadget
said.
"But Gadget…" Basil
started.
"Basil," Arianna said,
"let her stay. It means a lot to her to keep you and Chip safe. Besides, it will
allow the two of us to get better
acquainted."
The resolve in
Gadget’s eyes finally forced Basil’s hand. "All right. Chip and I will go alone.
I guess we’d better get going."
"Oh, wait!" Gadget shouted. She ran into a small room at the other end of the
library and came back with a metallic octagonal badge, about two inches wide.
"This badge will temporarily short out their time machine! Tap it three times,
and it sends out a signal that will scramble their machine for around half an
hour."
Chip took the badge. "How
close do we have to be for this thing to
work?"
"That’s the bad part,"
Gadget said. "You’re going to have to be within five feet of it, and you’ll only
get a full half-hour if they haven’t activated it
yet."
Basil grabbed a small
toolbag. "Then we’ll just have to see that they do not activate it. We shall use
stealth."
Gadget came over and
hugged Chip and then gave Basil a long hug. "Promise me you’ll be careful,
Basil. A lot’s riding on it."
Basil gave her that fatherly look that Gadget had only seen previously from
Geegaw and Monty. "We’ll be back. They haven’t made the challenge that Basil of
Baker Street cannot overcome! Come, Chip! The game’s
afoot!"
Chip and Basil discussed the
possibilities of what Klordane’s henchman had done to Chedderhead, while Gadget
adjusted the controls on the time
machine.
"Guys," Gadget said,
"it’s really critical that you get that badge in
place."
Chip didn’t like the sound
of that. "Why? What’s the
problem?"
"We’ve got to make sure
that when you finish crossing the wires, that the area they return to will allow
no recovery of the machine. That badge will regulate the power surge that
results from the wires crossing, and it will send them near a small island in
the Pacific," Gadget said.
"Near
it? As in ‘in the water’ near?" Basil
asked.
"Precisely!" Gadget said.
"That way, the machines won’t be salvageable because of the corrosive salt water
and the depth of the ocean. We’ll still have to deal with the blueprints, but at
least we know it’d take time and effort for Klordane to build any more of those
machines. After all, it took all his resources to build
five."
Arianna returned to the
room. She was wearing a safari outfit. "I’m going with you. You need a third
person along. I’ve still got my bracelet, and you two are going to need
help!"
Basil shook his head
determinedly. "No, my dear! It’s too
dangerous!"
"If it is, then you
had best not go yourself," Arianna joked. "You need all the help you can get.
Your wife-to-be is a very determined and resourceful woman. I am
going!"
Chip piped up at last.
"Basil, I know you don’t want to hear this, but I think she’s right. She’s been
a big help to us already, and just because she’s a
woman…"
"But don’t you understand,
Chip," Basil said, "in this century, women simply aren’t allowed to do things
like this! It’s….it’s not
natural!"
Gadget traded a knowing
smile with Arianna. "Basil, Chip is right. Arianna’s already proven herself. Now
she wants to help again. You’re an intelligent mouse, Basil, one of the most
intelligent ever. Do you really think that Arianna is not up to the
task?"
Basil stood, looking at the
three expectant faces surrounding him. "Oh, all right! You can
go."
"You won’t regret it, Basil,"
Arianna said. "Besides, you need someone to look after
you."
Basil smirked a bit, and
assumed an attitude of mock annoyance. "Well, I’ve done pretty good for myself
so far!"
"Then why do your socks
not match?" Arianna pointed down, covering the smile on her
face.
Basil pulled up his
trousers. Sure enough—one blue, one brown. "That just goes to show I like a
little variety in my life."
"Then
you will have a wonderful time with me along," Arianna replied. "Now let us be
off. Time is wasting!"
The trio stepped into place, and
Gadget activated the portal. In a moment, they stood on the dry plain of Alice
Springs, the wind whipping their faces. Roughing it took on new meaning in this
place. The arid country was a mixture of scrubbrush and suffering trees. A mile
away, a rock mesa rose suddenly out of the desert-like
plain.
"I think we had better find
shelter!" Arianna said. "It is still several hours until
sundown."
"Then come this way,
folks!" a voice shouted behind
them.
Everyone turned immediately
to see a grizzled, brown-haired and brown bearded mouse carrying a
seabag.
"Chedderhead Charlie!"
Chip said.
"’Ow’d you know me
name?" Chedderhead asked, his face showing
suspicion.
Chip blushed. "Oh, a
friend of Miss Ideler’s here said you could be counted on to show us around!"
Chip was hoping Chedderhead’s reaction to Gadget would carry over to Arianna. He
wasn’t mistaken.
Chedderhead
turned his attention to the lovely adventuress. He doffed his black safari hat.
"I’m honored to come to the aid of such a beautiful damsel. Ideler? Do you have
a brother in Singapore?"
"I do not
think so, mister Chedderhead," Arianna smiled winningly, "but I am sure he would
have mentioned you. I am pleased to put myself under the care of such a
gentleman as you."
That was all it
took. "Miss, you and your friends must spend the night at my abode. It’s not
much to be sure, but I’d be honored by your
presence."
Chedderhead offered his
arm, and Arianna took it. She looked back at the amazed Basil with a "told you
I’d be useful" look. Chip elbowed him to accentuate the
moment.
The home of Chedderhead
Charlie was small, yet warm. It was a seaman’s house--two floors with slightly
faded blue paint contrasting the white eaves and window frames. Still, it had
the look of dignity. That was mainly the doing of Camembert Kate. She "ran a
taut ship", as Chedderhead said. The able-bodied mouse was outside, sweeping the
dust off the stoop.
"As I live and
breathe!" Kate said. "We haven’t had guests here in nigh on to two
years!"
"Break out the good
cheese, Katie me darlin’! We’ve reason to celebrate tonight!" Chedderhead
said.
"Surely you’re not going to
trouble on our part?" Arianna
asked.
Chedderhead held the door
for her. "Not entirely, me dear. Y’see, me son Monty has come of age an’ ‘es
about t’ship out with his dad for parts
unknown!"
"Now don’t be bringing
up trouble in this house, Chowderhead!" Kate
said.
Chedderhead put his hands on
his hips. "Now you know I don’t like you callin’ me ‘Chowderhead’! You ever
goin’ to forgive that time I used your pressure
cooker?"
"Doesn’t seem you’ve
given me much reason to," Kate said. "Besides, you’re taking our son off when he
could stay home and make something of
himself!"
"Couldn’t this wait
until later, sweetlumps?" Chedderhead said through clenched teeth, thumbing
toward the guests. "We’ve got guests,
y’know."
"Oh, don’t mind us. We’re
a couple of old salts who don’t know when to quit. Where is Cheezer, anyway?"
Kate asked.
Chedderhead motioned everyone to
the large table in middle of the room. The room itself wasn’t much to notice. It
was rustic—plain wood walls and shelves, as well as floors, with handmade area
rugs and mats here and there. The chairs were a mixture of the Orient and
Europe. An oilcloth and pewter tableware completed the
picture.
"Didn’t you hear me?
Where’s young Cheezer?" Kate
asked.
Chedderhead took a seat.
"Last I saw, the lad was out by the
gorge."
Chip drew in a breath.
"Would that be Einke Gorge, by
chance?"
"None other. We go out
there a good bit to practice survival skills. The lad just loves sneakin’ up on
me!" Chedderhead replied.
"Chedderhead Charlie Erskine!" Kate shouted. "You get your carcass up and get
that boy of ours back ‘ere! That gorge is dangerous for anyone alone, and it’ll
be night soon!"
"Aw, ‘e can take
care of ‘imself!" Chedderhead said. "Besides, e’s ‘ad Chedderhead Charlie to
learn from! How much trouble could ‘e get
into?"
Kate didn’t say another
word. She just came over and pulled Chedderhead’s chair out from under him. "Now
this chair better not be full until Cheezer’s
back!"
"Why don’t we go help you
look?" Basil asked. "After all, it will be dark
soon."
Chedderhead had already
headed for the door, but he turned back to look at them. "I dunno. It takes a
tough lot to ‘andle the outback. Still, if you think you’re up to
it.."
"Let’s go!" Chip said.
"Don’t worry, Kate. We’ll find
him!"
"That’s Mrs. Erskine to you,
young man. But thanks for your ‘elp, anyhow," Kate
said.
The area around the gorge
was very rocky. By the time the group reached the nearest lip of the gorge, the
sun was setting.
"Son, are you
here!?" Chedderhead yelled.
Everyone listened, then a voice that sounded like it was coming from the Earth
itself responded. Monty!
"Down
here, Dad!" Monty shouted.
Four
faces looked down. The craggy three-foot crack of the gorge opened up lower down
to a full ten feet wide. The bottom was several hundred feet below, veiled in
darkness. Monty was holding onto a tree root a third of the way
down.
"Oh, my!" Arianna shouted.
"We’ve got to get a rope!"
"’E’s
too far down!" Chedderhead shouted. "I’m gonna climb down after
‘im!"
Chip ran up and tried to
hold him back. "But there’s no good handholds! If you hit some loose rock,
you’ll fall all the way to the
bottom!"
"Can’t be ‘elped, mate!"
Chedderhead said, pulling free. "That’s my boy down there! I’ve gotta save
‘im!"
Chedderhead started running
toward the west, looking for a good access point. Basil turned and gathered
everyone for a conference.
"What
we need is something like Gadget’s RangerWing to get down there safely. Any
ideas?" Basil asked.
"Out here?
There’s nothing to build anything with!" Chip
said.
Arianna looked around, then
grabbed Chip’s shoulder. "What about
that?"
Sure enough, not fifty
yards away stood a lean-to, covering the only good well in the area. The
covering was made of thick burlap, which had pitch on top of it to make it
waterproof.
"A glider! We can make
a glider out of it!" Chip shouted. "Come on, everyone! There’s not much
time."
Chip’s words were truer
than he knew. For another pair of eyes had been watching Chedderhead. Now a form
starting moving toward the unsuspecting mouse. Chedderhead was engrossed in
making a rope out of twine. Hands trained by long experience flashed back and
forth, making a strong cord. The form edged ever
closer.
"That’s right, Basil! Stretch it
out!" Chip said. The glider was quickly taking shape. Once Arianna understood
what they were doing, her skills at tying and stitching were invaluable. Basil
had brought along pigging straps for creating a makeshift ladder, and Chip was
using these to tie several pieces of hardwood lean-to into the underbrace
portion of the glider. Basil was hard at work setting the longer pieces in
place, and holding them while Arianna used the rest of the pigging to stitch
them where they would hold the burlap in
place.
Percy made his way into the
clear, certain that Chedderhead hadn’t seen him. He rushed the mouse, holding
his hands out in front of him in a clear effort to push Chedderhead over the
cliff. The grizzled Aussie heard the footsteps just in
time.
"Ya bloomin’ nutcase! Why’d
ya try to do that?!" Chedderhead
shouted.
Percy came up just short
of the lip and turned, determined to do his job. "Da boss says you gotta go! So
over ya go!"
The wind was right.
With Basil and Arianna helping to hold it down against the gusts, Chip managed
to guide the glider over to the lip of the gorge. "Well, here goes! Pistachio!"
The glider worked! Chip was
headed in the right direction when he heard shouting ahead of him. Then he saw
Percy up above him holding something in both hands.
Chedderhead!
"Let me down, you
wall-eyed wombat!" Chedderhead
cried.
As if to answer, Percy drew
back and threw the adventurer up in the
air!
"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
Chedderhead shouted, watching as he started to fall into the gorge. Down, down
he went. Then he saw something coming
fast.
"Chedderhead, throw me the
rope!" Chip shouted up. "It’s your only
chance!"
The brave Aussie waited
until what looked to be the right moment and threw the bundle of rope, holding
onto one end. Chip missed it at first, and dove! The rope end was just beyond
his grasp…so he held onto the glider with one hand and twisted his body out into
space with the other.
"Got it!"
Chip shouted gladly. He held on and righted the glider. The strain was
gut-wrenching, but Chip knew he couldn’t let go. The glider was bending a bit
under the pressure of two bodies, but it held. Chip used every piece of momentum
to send him toward the lip of the gorge. Fortunately, an updraft came along at
the right time. Chedderhead was bouncing and bopping off the rock formations
along the way up until he finally reached the top
himself.
"Wooo-ha!" Chedderhead
exclaimed. "That was more fun than riding in a barrel full ‘o
monkeys!"
Chip landed and held his
right arm. "Ow! Oh, that hurts!"
Chedderhead ran over and pushed Chip aside, arm and all. "I’ll take it from
here, boyo! My son needs saving!"
Before Chip could protest, Chedderhead had grabbed up the rope and was sailing
for the gorge. Arianna came up and helped Chip to a sitting
position.
"Are you okay, Chip?
That arm hurting you?" Arianna
asked.
"More sore than anything,
but thanks Arianna. Is he gone?" Chip
asked.
Basil looked back from the
cliff and the binoculars he was using. "Yes, he’s down there and he’s got Monty!
Egad, but that mouse is strong! He’s pulling him
up!"
Then the glider came into
view again, and Chip could see it for himself. Father and son were together, and
the glider was really strained now. But the two mice didn’t notice it—they were
laughing and cavorting already. Then the trio on the ground had to duck as Monty
and Chedderhead buzzed them!
Percy’s eyes grew large with
panic as he saw what was happening. "I’d better get back and tell Mr. Klordane!"
The dimwitted lackey was heading for his time machine when Monty and his father
landed on the gunsel!
"Now let’s
have a real jolly punchup!" Chedderhead shouted, biting Percy’s
ear.
Percy jumped around,
desperately trying to free himself from the two mice. Basil and Chip used the
diversion to their advantage. With Arianna just behind, they ran in the
direction Percy was headed and soon found the machine. It was just what Gadget
had predicted—a scaled-up version of her own invention.
Basil reached into his toolbag
and drew out a modified screwdriver bit that Gadget had made for this purpose.
Chip and Basil managed to loosen the screws, and they soon had the wires fixed
and the plate back in place. Now, Chip drew out the
badge.
"Hey! Get away from there,
rodents!" Percy shouted. He’d freed himself from the Aussie onslaught, but just
barely. They were being dragged along on his
shoelaces.
Chip tapped the badge
three times quickly. It flew out of his hand, the electromagnet inside the
device pulling it toward the time machine. Percy pulled away from Monty and
Chedderhead—who were both knocked out from hitting a large rock—and activated
the machine.
Everything seemed
normal at first, but when the portal appeared the machine began to whine and
make whirring noises. Percy banged on the machine, which did nothing to help of
course. Then the portal moved and engulfed man and machine, as it was programmed
to. But before the portal vanished, a surge of power flashed from within and a
scream was heard from Percy. Then, everything was quiet.
Suddenly, the air was filled with
chuckling, then laughter! The adventure-loving duo rolled on the ground for
laughing, enjoying the moment to its
fullest.
"Oh dad, you were one
tough cookie!" Monty shouted.
Chedderhead was still laughing. "Reminded me of my flying days with Duck Payger
at Eggland Air Force Base! Those ruddy Americans were always good for a laugh!
You’ll love America, son!"
Basil
and Chip exchanged looks and made their way over to the jovial twosome along
with Arianna. "Glad we could be of service," Basil
said.
Chedderhead slapped Chip in
the back, knocking him down. "Ah, allow me the pleasure of introducing me boy,
Monterey Jack! Soon t’be The Famous Monterey Jack, I might add! We Erskines
always find our way into the story
books!"
**You don’t know the half
of it**, Chip thought.
"Pleased to meet you everyone!" Monty said, still riding the adrenaline of the
rescue. "Me dad’s the greatest, ain’t
he?"
"Lad, take off your flight
cap in front of a lady," Chedderhead
muttered.
Arianna smiled, and held
out her hand to Monty. "It’s a pleasure to meet such a devoted young
man…"
Monty took her hand and
shook it vigorously, leaving Arianna a bit
flustered.
"No, lad!" Chedderhead
scolded. "You’re greeting a lady, not arm-wrestling a dingo! Miss, if I
may?"
Arianna smiled in spite of
herself and held her hand out to the elder mouse. He took it gently and kissed
it lightly. "There, you see lad? Always treat a lady with charm! I see I’ve got
a lot to teach you yet!"
The Erskine house was full of
tenants that night. Yet it was cozy as everyone sat around the fire. Chedderhead
told stories of how he and his father had traveled around the world many times,
and all the wonderful adventures they had. Chip felt a bit of home come back to
him, and the warmth of the fire was reflected in his heart. Still, he knew his
task had only begun.
Basil and
Arianna were huddled together, watching the driftwood pop in the hearth. Kate
knew a pair of lovebirds when she saw one, and smiled wistfully, remembering her
wedding day with Chedderhead. True, they had their disagreements, but she still
loved her big Cheddar wheel, and wouldn’t trade him for anyone else. Suddenly,
Kate remembered something else and got
up.
Chip used the disturbance to
open conversation. "Uh, Monty? Did you ever have a fly for a friend by the name
of Zipper?"
Monty was on the floor
by the fire and drew up his left knee so he could prop his left elbow on it and
his head on his left hand. He closed his left eye and let his right look off
into space. "Zipper? I don’t think so, mate. I’ve had a scorpion for a pet
before, till Ma saw it and made me take it home. Why’d you wanna
know?"
"Oh, just curious," Chip
said. "I seem to remember a mouse that looked like you once with a fly named
Zipper."
"Well, who knows lad?
Maybe we’ll find you a Zipper out there when we go travelin’!" Chedderhead
said.
"Where you bound for?" Chip
asked.
Chedderhead sat and
thought. "Well, I plan to show the lad the best of the sites me dad showed me!
We’ll start off by goin’ to Wellington, then over to Samoa. We’ll take the
steamer up to Tokyo, then make our way over to Hawaii, then the west coast of
America. We’ll work our way down to Panama, then over to Cuba. We’ll spend a
little time in Spain and France, then Switzerland. Finally, we’ll work our way
home."
"Now Cheezer," Kate started,
returning with a plate, "I want you to promise to think before you run in. Your
father’s got a way to running into a situation blind and getting into
trouble."
Kate brought the covered
plate over and gave it to Chip.
"What’s this?" Chip asked.
"Oh,
just a little something to say thank you for bringing my Cheezer home," Kate
said, looking lovingly at Monty.
"Aw, Ma! My name’s Monterey! Can’t you stop calling me Cheezer!?" Monty
said.
"Now son, you may grow to be
a hundred and become more famous than your father, but you’ll always be my
Cheezer to me! Give me a kiss, now…" Kate
said.
"But Ma! In front of all
these people?" Monty begged.
Kate
crossed her arms and stuck her chin out. "Cheezer, either kiss me or kiss your
trip goodbye."
Monty finally gave
in, and then Chip remembered the plate in his hands. It was a wedge of
chocolate—almost. Chip bit into it and then a distinct flavor and aroma overcame
him. He spit out the offensive
material.
"Oh, I forgot you
weren’t a mouse!" Kate said. "Chocolate-covered limburger is a family
favorite."
"Well, chipmunks don’t
go for it," Chip said. "Uh, Monty, would you
like…."
But Chip had known there
was no need to ask. Already, the young lad’s moustache was
curling.
"Chee-yee-yeee-yeee-eeeeezzzzeeee!" Monty shouted, grabbed the wedge and downing
it in one gulp.
Kate shook her
head. "Just like his father. Oh well, I suppose it had to happen. Just promise
me to return someday lad. I’ll come back too, once I’ve earned my
sealegs."
Monty did a double take.
"You’re going too!?"
Kate laughed.
"Well I’m not staying around this hovel waiting for you two! I’ve got adventures
of my own to find!"
Chedderhead
came over and hugged her. "I knew I married the right mouse! Katie me darlin’,
we’ll meet up ‘ere again in a year’s time. Then we’ll see who’s ‘ad the grandest
adventures!"
"You always could
tell ‘em better than I could, Cheddar wheel!" Kate said,
laughing.
The evening went along
smoothly after that. Finally, Chip, Basil and Arianna made their excuses and
headed out.
"Well, that’s one down, Chip,"
Basil said. "Now we have to take the next
step."
Chip led the way to the
rendezvous point. "And that’s going to be right back
here!"
"How do you mean, Chip?"
Arianna asked.
"Well, I asked
about Zipper because he’ll be the next easiest to trace. We know that Monty
didn’t meet Zipper before he left, so I bet he met him on the journey! We’ll
have to get Gadget to send us forward in time one
year."
"Good thinking, Chip!"
Basil said. "It’s a good place to start. Of course, he may have met him later
on, you know."
Chip shook his
head. "It couldn’t have been too much later, Basil. Monty often talked of Zipper
in his adventures, and the only one I know that Zipper didn’t join him in was
his time in Trampleonya."
Gadget activated the portal and
three dusty comrades came through. "Did you save him?" Gadget
asked.
"Yep. Now, we’ve got to go
back a year later and see if we can find out what happened to Zipper," Chip
said.
"Okay, just give me a minute
or two," Gadget said. She turned the dials and switches, suppressing a
yawn.
"Did you not get any sleep
while we were gone?" Arianna
asked.
Gadget didn’t look up. "Oh,
I’m used to that. When I’m on an inventing
binge.."
Basil walked into the
adjoining room and came back with an alarm clock. "Here, I’ve set this to go off
in an hour. Now rest some, my dear. We’ll be
fine."
Gadget took the clock with
a bemused look. "I suppose so. I’ve made the adjustments. I take it you had no
problems with the badge?"
"None at
all," Basil said. "I presume it worked. We’ll know for sure when we check on
Monty and family."
"Here goes!"
Gadget said, activating the
portal.
It was strange returning
to the same place they had just seen, and the appearance looking so different.
The Erskine house was run down now—the paint peeling off the faded exterior. A
lone mouse sat outside with his head in his hands, thinking. The gang made their
way over to Chedderhead Charlie.
"Uh, does Monty live here?" Chip
asked.
It took a moment for
Chedderhead to pull his thoughts together. "Hmm? Oh, Monty…you mean my boy. My
sweet, sweet boy!" Chedderhead started crying, startling
everyone.
Arianna comforted him.
"Please, don’t hold it in. If you tell us about it, you’ll feel
better."
Chedderhead pulled out a
handkerchief and blew. "It would be nice to tell someone. Me Katie’s left me for
good over this. It all happened three months ago in Panama. I’ll never forget
the day—March 18. Me boy Monterey and I were making our way through the jungle
when suddenly we heard cries for ‘elp. We ran to the source and found that a
little fly had gotten himself tangled in some vines and had fallen into
quicksand. Monty leaped in then and there to save ‘im. I was about to do the
same, when someone knocked me out from behind! When I woke….when I woke up…they
had both gone under!"
"Are you
sure? Could they have escaped while you were out?" Chip
asked.
"Not a chance, mate. They
were both 30 feet from land and they would have needed my ‘elp to get free! I
didn’t realize how much the boy meant to me! Now ‘e’s gone forever!" Chedderhead
lamented, drowning in a fit of
tears.
While Arianna did what she could,
Chip and Basil went off to discuss their finding. "Well, now we know.
Apparently, your friends met for the first time—and now the last time—in Panama.
We’ll have to save both of them this
time!"
"It’s not getting any
easier is it?" Chip commented. "First, we save Chedderhead from dying, now we’ve
got to go back and save Monty and Zipper. No wonder Zipper was so devoted to
Monty though. He saved his life!"
"And now we’re going to save theirs," Arianna said, having left Chedderhead to
his grieving. "Let’s get back to the rendezvous while we still have
time."
"Dead? Both of them?"
Gadget asked, unbelieving. "Do you think Klordane knows? Do you think he’s found
a way to trace us?"
Basil came
over and calmed her. "I’m sure it was just happenstance. Monty tried to save
Zipper and the blaggard let them both
sink!"
"Then we’ll have to set
things right again! It was three months back?" Gadget
asked.
"That’s what he said,
though we could not get an exact location out of him. The jungles of Panama, a
day’s travel from his ship was as close as he could come," Arianna said. "Basil,
can we narrow it down with a bit of
reasoning?"
"I think so," Basil
said. "Chip, what would be Chedderhead’s reasoning in going to
Panama?"
"The Panama Canal! Of
course!" Chip said. "In our time, there’s a canal that’s been dug to allow ships
to cross from the Pacific to the Atlantic and vice versa. They would naturally
hop a ship there bound for Cuba!"
"Or at least one that could take them through the canal," Gadget mused. "Still,
that leaves a lot of territory to
cover."
Basil pondered it all.
"But at least we know their destination. Now, they said they we going to go
along the coast. So we can expect their trail to intersect the coast and a
logical point of embarkation to one of the ships at the
canal."
Arianna pulled out a map
of the area. Chip remembered where the canal was, and drew in its location. "So
they’d likely head for Balboa, then," Basil said. "If they hugged the coast,
they’d likely head across the land at the point where a straight line would have
done them the most good—just before that big jut on the
map."
"All right, we’ll try
there," Chip said. "We still have to find them, though. We also have to get
there before they get to the
quicksand."
"I think the best
thing to do is find Zipper," Basil said. "If we can find him, we’ll find Monty
and Chedderhead."
Chip nodded his
agreement. "We’re going to need some extra supplies, then. Arianna, show us to
the kitchen. We’ll need food and some more of that pigging. We’ll also need some
machetes."
"A change of clothes
would not be amiss, either," Arianna said. "Give me a little time to change.
We’ll go in an hour or so."
Chip
dusted off his fedora, and dragged himself into the library. He’d hidden how
tired he was—it didn’t seem like they’d done that much! Still, Chip knew that
wasn’t the case. Now, they were back at square one with an uncertain step along
the path to victory. Chip mindlessly wandered in, and slid into a blue
velvet-covered chair. In a few moments, he was
asleep.
When his internal clock forced
him awake, Chip could see that dawn had broke. Gadget was resting in the chair
opposite him and Arianna had just brought in the breakfast
items.
"I see you’re up," Arianna
said. "We come back and found you asleep, so we decided everyone could use a
little rest."
Chip sat up. "How
long have I been.."
"Four hours.
Just enough to get your faculties going again, I’d say," Arianna
said.
The chipmunk rubbed his sore
shoulder. "And to remind me of how many bruises I
have."
Basil came in, as neat as
ever. "We have more slings and arrows of outrageous fortune to deal with yet, my
friend. Let’s eat, drink, and be merry. For
tomorrow.."
"May never come at
all," Chip said, sitting down to
breakfast.
It was a quiet time at
breakfast—partly due to Chip’s morose comment, partly due to the excellent food
put before them. Chip glibly thought that Monty could do with a few days in
Arianna’s kitchen to widen his selection. That thought brought Chip back to the
task at hand. It was decided that they would start at Balboa and backtrack their
way into the jungle on the most likely
path.
"Take care of yourselves,
you two," Gadget said warmly. "You’re all the family I’ve
got!"
Basil motioned over to a
certain fedora-topped chipmunk. "Don’t forget your extended family, either.
You’ve got a good friend in that
lad."
Chip blushed as Gadget came
over and hugged him. "Don’t worry, Chip. I haven’t forgotten you. This has all
been so…so…" Suddenly, Gadget lost her balance and Chip had to guide her to a
chair.
"Gadget, what is it?" Chip
asked, full of concern.
"I…I
don’t know. It’s passing," Gadget said, holding her hand up to her
head.
"Are you sure you are fine?
I could call Dr. Dawson…" Basil
offered.
Gadget shook her head and
forced a smile. "No, no it’s okay. I think it’s just the effects of temporal
displacement. Once I’ve set your coordinates in, I’ll go get some
rest."
"See that you do," Arianna
said firmly. "You’re too important to us to lose
you."
"Thanks," Gadget said. "I’ll
take care."
With that, Gadget once again set
the controls. The portal opened obediently, and the threesome stepped through.
Once the portal had closed Gadget checked her machine to make sure all was well,
and once again slumped into a chair. She grabbed a small bell that was next to
her chair on the small table and ring for the
butler.
Arianna had been provided
with three servants by her government—a butler, a maid and a chauffeur. Jenkins
was as good a butler as Arianna could have asked for; a strong brown mouse with
eternal loyalty to her needs. Before she’d left the first time, Arianna had
instructed him to carry out Gadget’s every command. However, this was the first
time she’d rang for him. He came immediately,
still.
The tall, lean mouse in the
traditional butler’s outfit appeared. "You rang,
miss?"
"Would you send for Doctor
Dawson, please? I need something to clear up this headache of mine," Gadget
said.
"At once, miss," Jenkins
replied. The butler left
immediately.
Gadget had never
liked the idea of having a servant, but right now she was grateful. Then she
decided to get a drink of water—she realized she could have asked Jenkins for it
before he left, but old habits die hard. She got her water, but the sudden
shaking of her hand made drinking
difficult.
"Golly, I must be more
tired than I thought," Gadget said out loud. She hoped that was all it
was.
"Look out!" Chip cried out. A
large cargo was crate was falling, having come loose from the crane lifting it.
Chip leaped and pushed Arianna and Basil aside just in time.
"Good thing you were looking up
when we came through, Chip," Basil said. "I owe you
one."
Chip was closest to Arianna
and helped her up. She gave him a nice hug of thanks. "Me too, Chip. Now, let us
see if we can find Zipper."
An old
salt came up the dock in their direction. Surely this old mouse would have seen
anything going on. At least that was Basil’s way of
thinking.
"A fly, did ye say?" the
seaman asked. He had an grizzled gray beard, an old beat-up captain’s hat
covering haphazard locks of gray underneath. His seaman’s jacket and trousers
spoke of many voyages. "Seems to me a fly was packed away on the Big Erie
that just came in. Ye nearly got squashed by the
cargo."
"Any idea where that fly
might have gone? It’s quite important," Basil
said.
The seaman squinted at
Basil. "Is it naow? Well, Englishman, there’s your fly goin’ that
way."
Everyone followed the line
the seaman pointed at with his pipe. Sure enough, a fly was going into the
jungle. It was too far away to make out who it
is.
"Come on! We’ve got to follow
that fly!" Chip said.
Gear in hand, Chip leading the
way, the trio soon caught sight of the fly. It was not Zipper, but the insect
was heading in the direction that Chedderhead described. After an hour, the fly
came to a stop.
"A native
village..interesting," Basil said.
And so it was. An insect village, to be exact. It was a small collection of
grass and reed dwellings, near a small river. The houses were on stilts, about
three inches off the ground and protected from river swells by a large
boulder.
Suddenly, a sentry in a
loincloth saw them and warned the village with a trumpetlike sound. Chip turned
and saw him flying right over.
"Zipper!" Chip shouted. The fly did not stop, but kept going into the fly
village.
Arianna came up to Chip’s
position. "Are you sure it was him, Chip? Maybe that fly just looked and sounded
like Zipper."
Chip shook his head.
"No, that was Zipper all right! I’d know that buzz
anywhere!"
They followed the
sentry into the village. Apparently, the flies here were used to visitors,
because they made no fuss over their coming. Then, a large fly wearing a bit of
animal fur came forward. His speech was squeaky like Zipper’s, but still
clear.
The chief held out his arms
in greeting. "I am chief Buzzor of the Yoomin tribe. You are welcome here. Come
join the others!"
The guests did
so, and to their satisfaction they found Monty and Chedderhead were there too!
They were sitting by the ceremonial fire, sharing stories of what they had seen
and the derring-do they had done.
"…and there I was, all alone on a glider put together outta burlap and twigs!"
Chedderhead was saying. "I threw me rope and grabbed me boy Monty here up to me
in three seconds flat!"
The flies oohed and ahhed over
the tale. Chip couldn’t help but smirk over the retelling of what had happened.
Chedderhead was already expounding on the tale, making it more dangerous and
exciting. Then he saw them.
"These
are the ones that helped build the glider! By cheddar, it’s a small world!"
Chedderhead said.
"We heard you
might be down this way, and we wanted to say hello!" Chip
said.
Chedderhead came over and
shook Basil and Chip’s hands vigorously, and again paid homage to Arianna.
"These fly blokes are about to put on a show for us. Seems today is their young
flies’ age of testing. They have to face the greatest danger and prove their
worth."
"Yes, it is a day of trial
for our young flies," Buzzor said. "Once they pass the trial, they earn the
right to have a name and sit in council. Ah, here comes my son now! Say hello to
the next chief of the Yoomin
tribe."
Sure enough, it was
Zipper. He greeted them all, and took a seat a little space apart from all the
rest.
"He must contemplate his
trial," Buzzor said. "As heir to the leadership of the village, he must face the
great Gummin."
"Pardon me, but
what is the great Gummin?" Basil
asked.
Buzzor took a sip of leaf
dew. "The Gummin is the largest frog in the Yoomin territory. Many warriors have
tried to survive a trip to the Gummin’s lair and not returned. My son must bring
back a red wooly silkworm that only lives in the Gummin’s
lair."
Soon, the flies were all
assembled for their specific tasks. Buzzor put on a ceremonial robe made of a
purple jungle blossom. "Today, you must prove your warrior’s heart. All who
return with proof of their victory will be hailed as heroes. If you do not
return, we will remember you in the hall of the honored dead. Fly
well!"
"Fly well!" the flies
answered back.
Monty stood up and
came over to Buzzor. "Can we go
watch?"
"As long as you promise
not to interfere," Buzzor said. "Each fly must prove his worth
alone."
Monty pulled his dad up.
"Let’s go watch that son of ‘is. I’d like to see ‘ow he’ll get past the
Gummin."
"Why not?" Chedderhead
said. "Then when he’s done, we’ll go Gummin riding! Ha
hahahhahaha!"
"I think we’ll tag
along," Chip said. "It sounds
interesting."
"The more the
merrier!" Chedderhead answered. "Shake a tail,
everyone!"
The lair of the Gummin was in the
middle of a swamp, which frogs of course enjoy. The fly’s destination was a
large, rotten tree stump surrounded by bogs of quicksand. The audience made
their way to a nearby log, and Basil pulled out his glasses to get a better
view.
"Ah, he’s looking for a back
entrance," Basil said. "Oh, and there’s the Gummin. Frightful looking
fellow."
Chip asked for the
glasses. The Gummin was indeed a sight. He was even bigger than Rib-Bit, and
covered with warts! Plus, the beast was waking
up.
"Zipper! Of gosh, we’ve got to
help him!" Chip shouted.
Monty
held him back. "Hold on, pally. Remember, the chief said he’s got to do this
alone."
"But, but…."Chip said,
struggling.
Basil pointed to the
stump. "Wait, Chip! I think everything’s okay.
Look!"
The detective was right.
Zipper had conned the old frog into thinking he was looking for a back way in.
Gummin had heard his buzzing and had turned to his right, waiting at the only
hole for his dinner. Zipper then buzzed outside the hole and landed. Gummin
opened his mouth and closed his
eyes.
Zipper made his way to the
opening on foot and peeked in. Gummin was still there, waiting for him. Then he
saw the silkworms. They were in the opposite corner, in an area where Gummin
could grab one if he wanted it. Zipper carefully made his way, walking on the
"ceiling" of the stump. He grabbed a silkworm and started making his way
out.
"WHERE FLY!?" Gummin suddenly
shouted. The resonance of that large voice in the stump resounded all over the
swamp. Zipper fell, landing at the frog’s feet. He grabbed up the silkworm, but
now he’d been spotted.
"Oh, dear!"
Arianna said.
"The poor broke
doesn’t have a chance!" Monty
cried.
"Let’s go, everyone!" Chip
said.
But before they could make
any headway, the battle was on. Zipper was no stranger to frogs. He’d been
training his whole life for this moment. Gummin’s tongue flashed out. Zipper
flew up and away from its line of fire. Gummin tried again, but Zipper was
ready. He’d been next to a notch in the stump, and the bold fly pulled the tip
of Gummin’s tongue into the notch!
"Gaah! Nroooo!" Gummin shouted as Zipper freed himself and the silkworm. Zipper
had won.
"Well done, little guy!"
Chedderhead said. "You did it jus’ like ol’ Chedderhead Charlie
would’ve!"
Zipper had started back for the
village and had just left the group’s view when suddenly, a new adversary
struck. It was one of Klordane’s henchmen! He came at Zipper with a flyswatter,
batting him and his prize back into the swamp and into a tangle of vines and on
into the quicksand!
"Hey, that
fly’s in trouble!" Monty said. "I’ve got to save that
bloke!"
Monty took off his coat
and made for Zipper. Basil asked Chip for the new badge Gadget had given
them.
"It’s Klordane’s henchman! I
just spotted him with my glasses. He must have attacked Zipper!" Basil
said.
Chip started for the
quicksand pit. "Okay, you and Arianna handle the machine. I’ll help
Monty!"
Chedderhead had already
left to help, but unknown to him or anyone else, this human had a helper. The
big Aussie was running as fast as he could for the quicksand pits when the
unseen assailant struck.
"Oh, I do
hope you enjoy you nap!" the attacker said,
snickering.
Chip stopped short in
his tracks. "Fat Cat!"
"What?
Someone in these forsaken parts knows my name? Ah, a rodent for my supper! And
here I thought I wouldn’t like the jungle!" Fat Cat
said.
Chip knew he didn’t have
much time to waste. Already Monty was getting stuck in the quicksand. "Tell you
what. I’ll give you a raincheck on that dinner date. Right now, I’ve got friends
to save!"
Fat Cat snarled. "Oh, I
don’t think so. Because to do that, you’ll have to get past Fat Cat! And
frankly, my diminutive dope, you don’t stand a
chance!"
Chip almost panicked, but
then he remembered Zipper’s signal. He picked up a leaf and curled it into a
bullhorn. Then he made the trumpeting warning. In a few moments, the area was
filled with Yoomin warriors.
"Attack!" Chip shouted.
Fat Cat
was soon more than diverted. "Ew, disgusting little flies! I hate the jungle! I
hate it!"
Now free from Fat Cat’s
challenge, Chip grabbed up a length of jungle vine and ran over to Monty’s
position. He was none too soon, either. Monty had Zipper on top of his head,
which was about all that was showing of Monty too! Chip threw him the vine, and
Monty caught it in his teeth.
"Hang on, boyo!" Chedderhead said. Some of the flies had brought water to splash
on him and wake the big mouse up. In a moment, Chip was joined in the pulling.
Muscles and teeth strained, and finally Monty, Zipper and the silkworm were
free!
"Whew!" Monty shouted. "That
was some strain on me choppers! Thanks for pulling me and the laddie out. You
too, dad!" Basil and Arianna ran up just as Monty was dusting himself
off.
"I think we’d better get this
fly back to his tribe. He’s got a ceremony to go to!" Chedderhead
said.
The group made their way back to
the fly village, where the other warriors were being decorated. Chedderhead told
of Zipper’s bravery, and how he had bested the Gummin. Again, everyone was
impressed. Buzzor signaled for
silence.
"My son, come forward.
You have truly earned your name this day. What name do you choose?" the chief
asked.
"Well, these friends have
been calling me Zipper, so I’ll take that name!" Zipper
squeaked.
"Know all today, that my
son’s name is Zipper!" Buzzor shouted. The tribe shouted its
approval.
"Now receive the reward
of your bravery," Buzzor said. "Those who bring back the red silkworm have the
honor to wear clothing made from its silk. Bring forth the
shirt!"
Two female flies brought
forth the freshly-made shirt. Zipper took the shirt into his hut and traded his
loincloth for the badge of honor. The villagers shouted
again.
"My son, you have the right
of decision now. You can follow in my footsteps to rule the Yoomin tribe, or
choose your own path. Make your choice," Buzzor
said.
Zipper looked to his people,
awaiting an answer. Then he looked to the strangers and especially the one who
dove in after him. The choice was
made.
"I choose to go with the
stranger who saved me! He risked his life for mine, and I will repay by always
being loyal to him," Zipper said.
The murmurs in the village were against this idea, but Buzzor signaled for
silence. "My son has chosen, and does honor to the Yoomin tribe. Zipper, your
brother will rule in your stead. He too passed his warrior’s test. Zipper, meet
your brother Buzzor the second!"
The two flies stood together—twins! "I will miss you, my brother Zipper," the
young Buzzor said. "You have always wanted to see the world, and I love the
village. I think we both have what we
want."
"Yes, we do brother
Buzzor," Zipper said.
The two
brothers embraced again, along with their father. Then a large procession
followed as the strangers made their way out of the
jungle.
"Nice to have seen you
folks again," Chedderhead said. "We’re about to hop a cheese ship for Cuba. Want
to come along?"
Basil put out his
hand, and Chedderhead again shook it vigorously. "We must part now, my friend.
Our mission takes us elsewhere."
"Well, anytime you’re in our neck o’ the woods, be sure to stop by!" Monty said.
"Come on, Zipper! We’ve got a lifetime of adventure ahead of
us."
Chip found his eyes misting a
bit. He didn’t usually cry, but the happiness was getting out this time. Arianna
saw it, and leant him her
kerchief.
"Thanks, Arianna. I’m so
relieved they’re both going to make it. Did you and Basil have any problems with
the time machine?" Chip asked.
A
far-off scream answered that question. "Not a bit, Chip. I imagine your Fat Cat
and that human are swimming for their lives right now."
About two hours later, the portal
opened once again. Gadget wasn’t in the study. Jenkins was there to greet them.
"Miss Ideler, young Miss Gadget fell ill after activating her machine to bring
you home, and Doctor Dawson is attending her in the
conservatory."
Everyone ran in.
Gadget was under a blanket, sleeping. Dawson signaled for quiet. He took
everyone back out.
"What’s the
problem, Dawson?" Basil asked.
"Overwork. Stress. She wasn’t getting enough rest waiting for you to come back.
I’ve given her a sedative," Dawson
said.
Basil peeked back in at the
pale face. "Poor girl. She’s so dedicated that she doesn’t consider herself.
Well, at least she’ll be okay
now."
Chip knew he had to get
Gadget out of his mind, which wasn’t easy at the moment. Arianna saw his face
and knew his thoughts. "Chip, who is the next Ranger to go
after?"
Arianna’s question helped.
"I think we should go after Foxglove next. I have a pretty good idea of where
she’ll be. The problem is finding what point in time of her past has been
affected," Chip said.
"Yes, that’s
true," Basil added. "With that book of his, Klordane could have sent his men
back to any time period in her
life."
"Chip, what do you know
about Foxglove’s past?" Arianna
asked.
Chip sighed. "Not much, to
be honest. Dale may have known more, but he’s not here to help us. I only know
that her history starts with Winifred, the cleaning lady that was trying to
become a witch."
"A witch?"
Arianna said.
"Yeah, weird huh?"
Chip said. "I hope we pick up her trail
fast."
Arianna left to freshen up,
and Basil took Chip aside. "Lad, are you sure you want to leave Gadget here?
Maybe you should take her back to the present for
now."
"I don’t think so, Basil.
She’d take it pretty hard, being left out. It would only make her worse. No,
we’ll leave her here under your friend’s care," Chip
said.
Arianna returned. "I’ve
still got Gadget’s notes. I can set the time machine for
us."
"But with the machine being
manual only, she will have to bring us back," Basil said. "I will go and tell
Dawson to wake her in a few
hours."
Basil walked in and
checked on Gadget and Dawson. The young Ranger was looking better now that sleep
had claimed her. Dawson and Basil whispered back and
forth.
"You’ll need to wake her in
about six hours, Dawson," Basil said. "She has to work the machine to bring us
back here."
"That should be
enough, but the girl is very exhausted. I’ll have to let her sleep again after
that," Dawson replied.
Basil
looked down at her again. "She sure is a dedicated young girl. She’d have made a
daughter to be proud of."
Dawson
smiled back. "Yes, indeed. Sweet as they come, and as stubborn. How are you
holding out, by the way?"
Basil
chuckled softly. "Well, considering I’ve been to Australia and the jungles of
Panama in the last day, not too bad. My wardrobe may need updating though," he
muttered, poking a finger through a hole in his
jacket.
Chip poked his head in.
"We’re ready Basil. Let’s get
going!"
Dawson and Basil shushed
him, and Basil crept out. "Dawson will wake her to get us back. What’s our
destination?"
"San Francisco.
We’re going to go back about a year before we met Foxglove. She indicated she’d
been with Winifred a while. I just hope that holds true in the new timeline,"
Chip said.
Basil nodded. "We’re
entering murky waters, Chip. But never fear. With the three of us, no mystery
can stand against us!"
Chip shook
his hand. "Thanks, Basil. I must admit, I’m tempted to write a story on all of
this, once it’s over."
Basil and Chip walked over to
Arianna, who was looking at the paper Gadget had given her and setting the
machine. "What makes you think you will remember, Chip?" Basil
asked.
"What!?" Chip
exclaimed.
Basil watch his
fiancée’s progress. "Well, consider it. Once things go back to normal, your
former timeline will start again. When you go back, you may not remember any of
this."
Chip didn’t like the sound
of that, but was forced to agree. Still, there wasn’t much time to think on such
things. So much to do…..
"It is
ready," Arianna said.
"Once more
unto the breach, dear friends," Basil
said.
Klordane was getting restless.
Percy and Knuckles were way overdue. Where were
they?
"Professor! Are you sure
those time machines are working?" Klordane
asked.
Nimnul came out from under
one of the machines he was setting up. The two villains were in the old
warehouse where Detective Drake had first tracked Percy to. Little did Drake
know it was one of the rogue villain’s secret
hideouts.
"My machines are working
perfectly, Mister Klordane!" Nimnul shouted. "If those myopic misanthropes can’t
work them, that’s not my problem!"
"Oh, but it is! You see, my cat is with them," Klordane said. "I want him back,
I want the Rangers obliterated and I want my
world!"
Nimnul dodged a wrench,
the victim of Klordane’s frustration. "I’m sure they’ll be back here soon. Ah,
finished!" Nimnul shut the panel he was working on and set the controls. "Okay,
go and take care of that dimwitted chipmunk!"
The henchman obeyed and soon bad
guy and time machine disappeared into the fourth dimension. "Hahahahaha! To
think, we’re getting rid of our enemies before they become our enemies! I love
it!"
"Just see that you keep these
machines working, Professor. And if I find that anyone is helping helping those
Rangers, well…." Nimnul grabbed a wooden dowel and snapped it. "They’ll find out
that time isn’t their side either! Hee hee, ha haah hahahahaa!"
Basil of Baker Street and the Rescue Rangers are copyright Disney and used
without permission, but with the utmost respect.
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