The Spy Who Loved Monty
By Indy and Chris Silva
Monterey Jack had just finished
cooking one of his prized cheese creations, when he heard something that grabbed
his attention. The big Aussie opened the kitchen door and saw three kids--a
mouse, chipmunk and bat playing together in the main room. He smiled a bit,
remembering himself at that age. **And what a nipper I was**.
Monty had been happy when Dale and
Foxy had decided after their marriage to adopt a child. Little Barbara was a bat
of 4 years, and full of joy and talkativeness. When Chip and Gadget married soon
after, and saw how happy their comrades were, they adopted as well. Mercy was a
precocious girl chipmunk the same age as Barbara, while Alex was a mouse nearing
his fifth birthday. Monty loved them all like he was their father, but it made
him long for kids of his own. At times like that, he would look off into the
distance and seem to be seeing something or someone that only his eyes could
find. He was doing that now, when Mercy Maplewood came up and tugged on the
bottom of his coat
"Uncle Monty,
Uncle Monty! Tell us a story!" Mercy
begged.
Monty and the children come
into the living room, where the kids and one overgrown child named Dale quickly
assembled on the floor at Monty’s feet. Monty had full reign on the couch and
was starting off recounting yet another well-worn tale. Then the big Aussie had
a thought.
"Did I ever tell you all
about the time I saved the world?" Monty asked, a slight glint in his
eye.
"Golly no, Uncle Monty. Tell
us!" Alex said.
Monty enjoyed
telling his stories to the kids--they never got tired of them, and often wanted
to hear them several times a day. He drew himself up, enjoying the moment "Yep,
your ole Uncle Monterey Jack’s been on many an adventure, but none compares to
the time I was tourin’ France. It was there that I was called upon to save the
world from certain
destruction!"
Dale called the
others in, "Hey, Monty’s telling a new story about how he saved the world!
Hurry!"
The others came in and took
seats on the couch. Gadget looked at him in a mixture of questioning and
skepticism. "You saved the whole
world?"
Monty smiled large. "Sure,
the whole world!"
Chip elbowed
Dale lightly. "He probably saved the world’s cheese from going stale..." Dale
ignored Chip entirely and crept closer to the sofa. "Wowie-zowie! Tell us! Tell
us!"
Zipper alighted on Monty’s
shoulder and agreed with Dale’s request with a
"Buzzzz!"
Gadget picked up Mercy
and placed her in her lap. "When did this happen, Monty? I thought we knew all
your stories."
A slight shadow came
over Monty’s face. "Well, some stories ain’t as pleasant to remember as others,
Gadget-luv."
Dale was already too
curious. "Aw, c’mon! You always tell the best
stories!"
Monty gave melancholy
glances at Chip and Gadget and Dale and Foxglove. Then he looked to the vacant
seat beside him, longingly.
"What’s
wrong, Monty?" Foxglove
asked.
Monty hesitated for a
moment. "Well, there was a price fer savin’ the
world."
Foxglove put a wing on
Monty’s shoulder, concerned. "Did...did you have to do something
bad?"
"Monty? No way!" Dale
said.
"Shhh! Let him talk!" Chip
said.
Monty gathered his thoughts.
"Well, it wasn’t s’posed to happen the way it did. But yeah, something bad
happened. It was all durin’ me time in
France..."
Gadget took his hand.
"Did someone hurt you,
Monty?"
Monty cleared his throat.
"No, Gadget luv, she didn’t...I mean no one hurt me
intentionally."
Dale was all
attention. "She? She who?"
"Dale,
he obviously doesn’t want to tell you!" Chip
said.
Monty ignored Dale’s
question. "I’d been recruited fer a mission ta help R.A.S.C.A.L.S. with a secret
mission against their enemies, the
R.O.D.E.N.T.S."
"R.A.S.C.A.L.S.?
R.O.D.E.N.T.S.?" Gadget
asked.
Monty looked at Gadget in
slight surprise. "Surely you’ve ‘eard o’ the two big spy outfits from the 80’s,
haven’t ya?" Monty said. "R.O.D.E.N.T.S. stands fer RODent ExterminatioN and
Terrorism Squad"
Dale raised his
hand with vigor. "And I know about R.A.S.C.A.L.S.! The Rescue Aid Society
Clandestine Agents League! I always wanted to meet one of their secret
agents!"
"Did you really work with
spies, Monty?" Chip asked.
Monty
nodded. "Too right I did! If we hadn’t completed our mission, the world would’a
been at the mercy ‘o those yahoos!" Monty
said.
Dale’s eyes were wide with
amazement. "Wow...who stopped ‘em?" Chip resisted bonking Dale out of interest
in the story.
"I won’t say what we
had to do to win…" Monty
began.
Dale cracked a great big
smile. "You? You beat the R.O.D.E.N.T.S.? Can you tell us what it was all
about?! Huh, can ya? Huh?"
"I don’t
rightly know if I should say anything more, mate. The mission was classified and
never revealed to the public. I can tell ya this—it involved something so
terrible that if it’d gotten loose it could’ve wiped out the planet!" Monty
said.
Chip leaned back on the
couch. "So you saved the world from destruction? Doesn’t sound like much
happened, from what you
said."
Monty looked pained. It was
obvious that he now regretted starting this story. "Well, Chip, there were other
things that happened..."
Even Chip
could see that this was touchy ground. "Is that why you’ve never told us this?
The other things?"
Monty stared off
into space. "Well, if things had gone differently, one thing that would be
different is that yer old pal Monty wouldn’t be a
bachelor."
Gadget sensed Monty’s
discomfort. She’d always been sensitive to his moods. "Maybe we should change
the subject. How about
cheese?"
Monty actually grimaced at
the mention of cheese. He covered his face with his hands and began to cry.
Gadget came over and puts a hand on his shoulder. She looked at the others
meaningfully and they left the room. "I’m sorry we upset you, Monty. It’s just
us now. Is it something you can tell
me?"
Monty didn’t look up. "No,
Gadget luv. There are some things I should just keep to meself. Sorry—I knew
this story tellin’ would get me in trouble someday." Gadget knelt down and
looked up into his face with that unique kindness that was only
hers.
"I understand, Monty. We’ll
leave you alone for a while to collect yourself," Gadget said. Monty gave her a
gentle kiss on the forehead, then Gadget softly walked to the kitchen.
Once he was in the privacy of his
own thoughts, Monty went into his room. He walked unsteadily to the far wall and
looked around to make sure no one was in sight. Then he stuck his finger into a
knothole and pulled, revealing a small secret box made to appear as part of the
wall. He opened the lid, and found he couldn’t even look inside. With a
trembling hand he reached in and pulled out a golden watchchain, attached to a
golden locket. It took him some effort, but Monty managed to open it. On one
side was a lock of fiery red hair. On the other side was a miniature painting of
a beautiful female chipmunk, smiling and her eyes full of
love.
"Aggie, why did it have to be
you?"
Across town, the
Manhattan ferry pulled up to the harbor. Human tourists walked in every
direction, admiring the view. Alongside the ferry, no one noticed another boat
pulling up--perhaps because it was much smaller. This was part of a fleet of
such ships, which ferried a much smaller and more select group. Today, there was
only one passenger. Her red hair shone in the light of the sun as the boat
touched ashore. A helpful steward saw her off the gangplank and to a nearby
subway entrance.
Instead of taking
the human subway, she walked over to a large pipe on the near wall and opened a
small door concealing a rodent-sized subway system. Agnes sat down in the subway
car, which was actually a mail message tube. The compressed air hit the tube and
it swiftly sped into the city. As she emerged again, the chipmunk was washed in
the glow of the overhead lights. She was attractive and fit, and looked ten
years younger than the thirty-five she was. Her white silk shirt and brown khaki
pants combined with leather hiking boots made her the picture of
adventure.
As she proceeded, she
entered an underground access tunnel, pausing just long enough to read the words
of the sign above her: International Mouse-O-Graphic -- We bring the mouse
world to you. She waved to several staff members who instantly recognized
her, and deftly made her way through a maze of corridors to the main editor’s
office, again hesitating to read a sign: Jeffrey Hill, Chief Editor I-M-G. Then
she stepped in and the secretary looked
up.
"Agnes! It’s so good to see you
again! How are you?" the secretary asked. She got up, came over and hugged the
newcomer. Agnes smiled warmly. "Never better, Miranda! It’s great to be back in
the city again. Living in the wilderness of Africa really is a contrast to big
city life."
"I’ll bet it is.
Listen, I’ve been poking my ear in this morning and I think Jeff’s got something
big in mind this time!" Miranda whispered, poking her thumb toward the adjoining
door behind her. Agnes’ eyes sparkled. "Great! It’s been days since my last
adventure." Agnes winked knowingly at Miranda and headed for the office door and
knocked.
From inside, a gruff voice
boomed, "Miranda, that’d better be opportunity knocking!" Miranda stifled a
giggle.
Agnes cupped her hands and
got right up to the door. "That’s ‘Agnes’ Opportunity to you, Jeffrey!" Agnes
opened the door and a slightly-graying squirrel looked up in pleased
surprise.
"Agnes Oakmont, get in
here! How is my Lady Hemingway?" Jeff asked heartily. The squirrel came over and
saluted her hand. Agnes took a seat. "I feel like a lion after a good hunt!
You’re looking good, Jeffrey. What’s brought me to
town?"
"A story, what else? And
what a story!" Jeff said. Agnes smiled as she watched Jeff pace the room in
nervous excitement, something she’d seen him do a thousand times. She took a
moment to look around the room--an homage to the magazine they had both worked
to make legendary. There were pictures of the greatest stories mounted
poster-size on the walls. There were no less than four of those posters from her
own past triumphs.
Jeff walked back
up to Agnes impatiently. "Well, don’t just sit there gawking, do what I pay you
for! Ask questions!"
"Sorry, Jeff,
lost in the past for a moment," Agnes stood up and took a seat on the corner of
his desk. "Enough chit chat. What’s the story that you dragged me from the dust
and dirt and grub on a stick in Africa to the endless noise and daylight of New
York? Is it travel? Adventure? Thrills? Danger? What will the food be
like?"
Jeff rubbed his hands in
anticipation. "You’re gonna love it! Love it!" Agnes smiled knowingly, thinking
of all the times she’d heard that
one.
With an effort, Jeff took a
seat at his desk, which was cluttered with cover designs. "As you know we’re
getting ready to do our 25th anniversary special. Art and the boys have been
chewing over idea after idea until someone from copy said, ‘Hey, let’s do some
in-depth pieces on the greatest contributors to the magazine!’ Everyone put you
at the top of the list!"
Agnes’
astonishment was obvious on her face. "Greatest contributor? Me? Jeff, I don’t
know what to say, I’m flattered….overwhelmed, actually!" Agnes returned to her
seat, and Jeff came over and put a friendly arm around Agnes’ shoulder. "Now
don’t be modest! Who brought in the Mice of Namibia? The Frozen Mice
of Siberia? The story on the Kangaroo rats in Australia? And the exclusive
interview with Bianca Râboga, the most famous female member of the
R.A.S.?"
Agnes shrugged her
shoulders. "But those were just little things...nothing earth shattering." Jeff
flailed his arms. "Little!? Do you call 375 percent upsurges in sales since
you’ve come here little? You’re the best thing that’s happened to this
old crust of an editor, and it’s time you get your due credit!" Agnes felt
elated and nervous at the same
time.
Jeff continued his pitch.
"Now listen--we’ve already got most of the layout done. But we know that there’s
one story you’ve never told and it would make the single greatest seller I-M-G’s
ever had..." Agnes now felt very
nervous.
"What story do you mean?"
Agnes said, trying to sound nonchalant.
Jeff looked at her sidewise.
"What story? The story of Percival Alistair Montgomery! ‘The Mouse That
Saved The World’!"
Her nails left
deep grooves in the wooden arms of the chair she was sitting in. Agnes now had
anxiety creeping into her voice. "How do you know about that? That was
classified! No one was ever supposed to know about
that!"
Jeff flipped his hand over
in a gesture of emphasis. "Hey, I am the editor of the magazine with the largest
circulation in all the animal world! I have contacts. Besides, much of that
information is now available to the public--or at least the public that knows
how to pull the strings."
Jeff
handed her a folder. She took it, noticing that her hands were trembling.
"Maybe…someone else should do this interview. There’s got to be something
else..." Jeff got serious at once. "There is no one else, Ace. That’s the
dossier on Montgomery. The guy’s a recluse, virtually impossible to get a hold
of. You know how painters can be. Well he lives right here in New York! We had
no idea, because he’d been assigned an assumed name to avoid publicity. But I’d
bet he’d talk to you. After all, you were
there!"
Agnes looked again at the
dossier. She opened it and studied its contents—a few photographs, some military
records and, attached to the dossier folder by a paper clip, a note with
Percival’s current address. She tried to fight the desperation that was clawing
to get out. "Is this story that important to you,
Jeff?"
Jeff got up on his arms and
leaned over his desk. "Hey, this kind of assignment comes along once in a
lifetime! Once! And it falls right in your lap, Ace! We’ve already done
the prelims on this in the advertising department, so I’ve got a month’s salary
riding on this already. You’ve never let me
down....."
Agnes spoke again, more
to herself than to Jeff, "This interview will open many old and painful
wounds..." But she saw the incredulity in Jeff’s eyes and sighed. "I’ll do
it..."
Jeff came over and patted
her on the shoulder. "Ace, you’re a journalist first--you know as well as I do
that means putting your feelings aside for the good of the story. Oh, hold on a
minute! There’s someone else I want you to grab for this too. Oh, what’s that
name? Miranda, bring in the other
file!"
Miranda came in with a big
envelope and Jeff fussed, fumbling with the package. "Where’s my penknife! Oh
here Ace, take it! The name and all’s inside anyhow. I think the guy lives
across town somewhere. Just get on it, and bring me back another
winner!"
Jeff handed the envelope
over to Agnes. Miranda left for a moment and came in with a steaming mug. "Jeff,
time for your coffee break! You know you can’t get through the day without it."
The editor gladly accepted the mug. "Yeah, this old bushy tail needs a fuel-up.
Go on and take both files, Agnes. All the info you need is there." Miranda gave
Agnes a "he’s in that mood again" look. Agnes knew it all too well herself, and
headed out.
Agnes took a cab
back to her hotel—she’d planned to have a nice evening in town that night, visit
some friends, have a real meal for once and sleep in a comfortable bed.
The dossier sat there on the car seat, taunting her. Just looking at it ripped
open many poorly healed wounds. The events that it recalled were those that
drove her to become a restless
nomad.
Once in her hotel room she
took a long hot shower. If felt refreshing to finally get the dust and dirt of
the Serengeti out of her fur for the first time in years. After her shower, she
sat wrapped in a towel, sat on the bed and looked over the dossier. After a
while she found she was looking forward to seeing Percival
again.
"Percival...of all the crazy
things Jeff would come up with. Well girl, maybe it’s time you faced the
music..." As Agnes reached for the dossier, the envelope slipped from under it
to the floor.
"I’d totally
forgotten...I wonder who...."
Agnes
opened the envelope and her face went white with terror. If Percival Montgomery
was a shock, then the face in the picture staring back at her was shock to the
tenth power. Suddenly, she felt trapped like a caged animal, and looked
around seemingly for a way out of this nightmare. But there was none, and all
she could do was cry. She cried, the tears coming freely as her hand brushed
over the picture of a brusque Australian
mouse.
"Monzyyyyyy........."