------Prepare for a RIOT! MWAHAHAHA------

Here's the long-delayed and finally finished "Pawser
Riot" story. Tell me if this isn't just the most ingenious
concept ever :).

------Let the mayhem beginneth!------

Darn, the rabbit thought.
This was a sad, desperate rabbit. All his life,
he had wanted only one thing, a thing which the predjudice
of society kept from him. Now, to add insult to injury,
he had been turned into a rodent-sized rabbit, and casted
out into some random slum.
"I'll show them," the rabbit said to himself, sewing
some cloth in order to make a mask. "I'll show them all.
Just me... and my best friend."
The rabbit with his right hand gently patted a strange
weapon that resembled a bazooka with a crank in the side and
a tuning fork sticking out the front. Then he retracted his
hand, and continued sewing.
The Rabbit finished his mask, and with a final "There,
it's finished." He donned it.
"Now," he said to himself, "No one can stand against
me... me and my Pawser. And finally..."
The mask-donning Rabbit stood, and sulked out of the
alley.

The story actually begins hours ago (before I started
typing). The rabbit in question had, after his afformentioned
exile, wandered around randomly, happening by chance to find
the oddest place ever.
The place he found seemed like something you'd see in
my earlier fanfics back when I wasn't that good. It looked
like some spooky, run down, technological place that happened
to be in full working order anyway. The rabbit didn't hear
anyone, so he figured he was correct in assuming the place
was abandoned.
He walked around, and found a room with a lot of, you
know, science stuff on a table. Now this rabbit, because of
plot conveniece, happened to know how to use this stuff...
...And now you know the necessary backstory and we can
pick up.

The Rescue Rangers were having a field day in the field.
Monty, Zipper, and Mademanna sat on the sidelines, spectatin' at
a volleyball game. The matchup was Chip, Gadget, and Pennywinkel
(In their summer outfits--In Pennywinkel's case, short-sleeves and
shorts, all white) versus Dale, Frog, and Foxglove, again in their
summer outfits (Except Dale--still just a Hawaiian shirt--and Foxglove,
who is covered sufficiently by fur and thus doesn't wear clothing.
Hey, that's in the show, I ain't being weird or nothin'!). As of
this moment, both teams were tied. In the background, a Beach Boys
CD was playing.
"Ya know, little miss," Monty was saying, "They're doing it
all wrong."
"Really?"
"Yea, they should be hittin' that ball so high no one can see
it! Then when it comes down, it's a total surprise!" Then he added
"Too bad this is strictly a no-flying game, otherwise Foxglove would
have this in the bag!"
Finally, a team scored a point when Frog, suddenly distracted
by a whistling sound, was kaponkered in the head by the incoming
volleyball, which bounded right into the net.
Everyone looked up. Standing on the nearby water fountain,
was the rabbit from those paragraphs near the beginning of this story,
still in his sown-together mask and still carrying the Pawser (That
weird bazooka thing I mentioned earlier).
The Rabbit abruptly said "Now that I have your attention, I'm
here to announce I am taking over this wretched town, and you're
going to help me."
"Bite me." Frog said out loud.
"You asked for it!"
Suddenly he aimed that thing at Frog, and started turning the
crank, faster and faster as the world went round, finally releasing
a huge blast of electricity right at our half-witted halfwit! He
managed to jump just in time, however.
Suddenly Pennywinkel had an idea and said "Hey Foxglove, do
you know any Earth Magic?"
"Yes," the bat answered, "Why?"
They exchanged the plan. Then Foxglove caused a small, non-
threatening quake just under the fountain. The Rabbit fought just
to stand up, when suddenly a rubber ball bounced off the statue behind
him and hit him in the back of the head, knocking him to the ground.
Now, I know you all wish that was the end, but it isn't!
When he fell to the ground, Gadget immediately unmasked him,
revealing, much to the shock of Frog, Pennywinkel, and Mademanna,
that this was none other than...
"The Trix Rabbit!" Frog blurted out, "He's gone maniacal!"
"Mwahahahaahah!" He laughed, getting up, "Yes, I have waited
a long time, but no, it's always 'Trix are for kids, Trix are for
kids' I am so tired of that! From now on, I make my own rules!
And since you guys won't help me..."
He began cranking up the Pawser again. After a few seconds,
streams of electricity shot out like a lightning storm in whatever
direction the rabbit cared to aim that thing.
Gadget, who had ducked near Frog, suddenly said "Frog, I have
an idea! Stick your sword into the ground!"
He, when he had an opportunity, got up and did so.
The Trix Rabbit suddenly found his electricity was diverting
to this one instant lightning-rod, and he let out a yell of "You
mean man, you very mean man!" Suddenly he turned around, and had
the Pawser pointed right at Foxglove's belly. "But not even that
will save any of you at this close range!"
So Foxglove pleadingly asked "What do you want?"
"What I've always wanted--a bowl of Trix! But no, human
society is prejudiced against animal mascots! I thought fellow
furry creatures like myself would understand, but apparently--"
He was cut off when he was jumped by Dale, who was yelling
"Hey, you keep away from Foxy!"
Foxglove sighed, "Dale's so heroic," she said to herself.
The Rabbit pushed him off, got up, and said "Well, if you're
gonna play *that* way, I'm gonna play *this* way!" Instantly he
started running a wide circle around the lightning post formerly
known as Frog's sword, firing off his Pawser as he went.

Now, Kirby and Muldoon were in the park when they happened
to notice the lightshow. Immediately they ran over to investigate.
When they saw what was going on, Kirby suddenly exclaimed
"You mean rabbit!"
The Trix Rabbit, hearing this, tried to fire a blast up at
them, but unfortunately it was still attracted to the sword.
Then Muldoon added, "You, you mean little bunny, are under
arrest for assault and battery *and* use of an illegal weapon!"
The Trix Rabbit yelled "Oh hell!" And ran just as Muldoon
tried to grab him. When he was a distance away, he fired another
blast at the cops. This time it hit Muldoon...
... At which point he laughed and went "Oooh, that tickles!"
"He's getting away!" Kirby suddenly yelled. "We'll catch
him faster in the car."

When the cops left, Frog retrieved his sword as Chip said
"We better go after that rabbit as well. No telling what he'll
do until he's caught." So they ran to the Ranger Wing, yelling
"Rescue Rangers AWAY!"

"Hey!" Muldoon pointed out, "There's that mean little bunny!"
And there he was, bounding on up the road as if on a pogo
stick. The two cops put on the speed, and made a desperate attempt
to grab him, but they missed. The Bunny hopped faster, almost as
if some universal VCR had screwed up and ate the rest of the tape
while putting him in Fast-Forward.
The Trix Rabbit then saw his chance, when he saw a fat tabby
in a purple suit riding around in what looked like a cleaning mechanism.
He hurriedly bounded up to this catch, waving a "Hitchhiker" sign
(And more memorabilia like a T-Shirt). The Tabby pulled over, and
asked "What do you want?"
"I need a getaway, the cops are after me!"
"Why should I help you?"
"Ummm..." Suddenly, the Trix Rabbit pulled out a Dollar. "How's
this?"
"What can I do with a dollar?"
"A lot! A Dollar can get you up to twenty minutes of long-distance
calling!"
"Really?"
"Yea, you just have to dial 10-10-220, then 1, then the number!
It's only a dollar for the first twenty minutes!"
And then Mips poked his head out and said "And just seven cents
a minute after twenty!"
Fat Cat thought about this. A long-reaching criminal empire
kept together by telephone, who'da thunked it! So he took the dollar,
and allowed the Rabbit in.
Then the Scrub-buggy made it's getaway.

"So, what's your story?" Fat Cat asked after making a sufficient
getaway.
"Well, there's this cereal, called Trix. I've always wanted a
taste of it, but those mean kids--human kids--always tell me 'Silly
Rabbit, Trix are for kids!' I am so tired of their prejudice and
discrimination!"
Fat Cat thought this over. "And you *didn't* file a lawsuit?"
As if he had been hit by a brick, The Rabbit suddenly realized
"Egads! I knew I forgot to do something!"
"It's all right. Human law enforcement isn't kind to animals.
They don't even give us fair trials!"
"Yea!"
"So what did you do for your revenge."
"I Found anabandoned lab, where I stole the parts to make this
gun of mine, which I call the Pawser."
"And what does this 'Pawser' do?"
"THIS!" The Rabbit aimed it at a trash can, cranked it up, and
fried the sucker.
Suddenly, a green head popped out of the Trash Can, and Oscar
the Grouch yelled "Hey, how would you like it if I sent vindictive
voltage into *your* trash can! Leave me alone!"
The Rabbit merely sent another blast at Oscar the Grouch. It
hit, and he, stunned, fell back into his trash can.
Fat Cat was astounded, "Wonderful! What a marvellous weapon."
"Yea, but I found out there's a drawback."
"Oh?"
"It only works on either small creatures, or brainless creatures."
"Meaning?"
"Meaning I need a bigger gun. Hey!" The Rabbit thought, "If I
just had a large store of electricity..."
Fat Cat got the idea, and immediately stepped on the pedal.
"Right, to the Power Company!"

"You see him yet, Chip?" Gadget asked.
"No, no..." Chip suddenly gasped. "Wait! He's joined forces
with Fat Cat!"
"Oh no! This is terrible!" Dale exclaimed.
"How so, Dale?" Foxglove asked.
"It's... well... ummmm... I guess it's not that terrible."
Suddenly Monterey called "Hey, it looks like they're heading
for the Power Company!"
"OH NO IT'S THE APOCALYPSE!" Dale cried out.

Finally, Fat Cat and crew made it to the Power Company. Getting
out of the scrub-buggy, they entered the place.
"Nobody move!" The Trix Rabbit said, aiming his Pawser.
Fat Cat whispered "I thought you said it only worked on small
or brainless creatures."
"Yea, but I'm not gonna tell *them* that!"
So Fat Cat yelled to the employees, "We demand total control of
this facility! Anyone who stands in our way will be electrocuted!"
Of course, it just so happened that they couldn't understand
Fat Cat, so it sounded like he said "Meow! Meow Meow Purr Hiss Meow
Hiss Meow Purr Hiss!"
Everyone cracked up.
So he cranked up the Pawser, and caused a computer monitor to
explode.
Then everyone was only too happy to listen to his demands.

The Rangers finally arrived, but in the ten seconds it took to
crash through a window, it was too late, which they realised when they
saw the Rabbit, an electrical cord in one hand, the Pawser in another.
Momentarily the cord was attached to the Pawser.
"Yes!" The rabbit exclaimed, "I am INVINCIBLE!!!" And with
that, he started cranking up the Pawser yet again.
Doing so caused the whole building to light up with electrical
power, and his laugh could be heard throughout town thanks to some
speakers in nearby houses.

Oh yea, a note from Professor Nimnul:
"Dear fans, my voice actor is sick today, so they had to pull
some random homeboy off the street. Hope you don't mind. Signed,
your beloeved villain, Professor Norton Nimnul."
Now, back to our fanfic.

Nimnul was walking back up to his dome-shaped headquarters on
the hill.
"Man, ya know," He said, sounding like a twelve-year-old homey,
"I prob' shouldn't be doin' crime, cuz what if it all jus' a big
misunderstandin'? Maybe I should try agin with the Power Company..."
Then suddenly, Homey Nimnul heard laughter. Looking around,
he finally located the source of that laughter, and it enraged him.
"Those electical honkeys are laughin' at me again! It makes
me so mad when I see them snobbin' at my superior technical genious!"
Nimnul quickly ran into his lab, made it to the main room
where he had that thing that petted the cats in "Catteries Not
Included" set up. Immediately he activated it, opened the skylight,
and aimed it at the Power Company.
"You ain't gonna laugh at me no more, brudda! When I build up
enough static Eeee-lectricity, I will fry yo ass, homeboy! Man,
forget the cats, I'll use my toupee!"
And Nimnul relinquished his own toupee into the hands of the
machine. Immediately the thing started running a dry scrubber across
it, building up an incredible charge.

"Mwahahahahah!" Went the Rabbit as he fired electricity
everywhere. "Mwahahahah! Trix are for kids, you say! Well here's
one of MY tricks, kiddies!"
The Rangers were helpless to do anything more than dart back
and forth, trying not to get fried. Then Fat Cat came up behind them,
and nabbed 'em all.
"Here, Rabbit, I'll hold them while you fry them!"
"Great deal! Thanks!"
And he began craking his Pawser up overtime, aiming it at the
Rangers...

But just before he got off a blast of much of anything, a
lightning bolt came from the sky and struck the Power Company,
destroying the building.
Miraculously, the good guys were unharmed. The bad guys,
however, all fainted instantly. Call it plot convenience.

The Rangers decided to take the Trix Rabbit back to the HQ,
where he found himself, deprived of his gun, when he awoke at the
table.
"Uhhh... What's happening?"
Pennywinkel, much to his surprise, lay a bowl of cereal
down in front of him. "Here you go. We decided that you weren't
so bad, just misguided. So we're going to help you rejoin the
side of right by helping you accomplish your dream."
And he stared in bewilderment for a moment, before realizing
that she had just given him a full bowl of Trix, already with milk
poured in!
Immediately he became suspicious, thinking this was yet another
false hope. "Better not wait," he thought, and he began eating the
Trix like he had never eaten Trix before. When he finished the whole
bowl, including the milk, he stood and yelled "Yes! Trix is no longer
just for kids!"
Then he fell backwards and died.
Chip immediately asked "What happened?"
Pennywinkel assumed an innocent look. Chip caught this.
"Pennywinkel..."
"Oh, I sorta slipped some cyanide into his cereal..."
"WHAT??!?!?!"
With false innocence, she added "It was an accident, I swear!"
Chip sighed. "Ah well. Good riddance to bad rubbish, I guess.
Thanks to the total lack of character development in this story, I
can hardly sympathize with the guy."
"Me too," Gadget added. "Dale, be a dear and drop him down
the secret Garbage Disposal chute, would you?"
"Right, Gadget!" And Dale got up, picked up the dead body and,
opening a secret whole in the floor, dropped the bunny down it.
And the Trix Rabbit was never heard from again.

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DISCLAIMER

The only characters in this story that I will admit to inventing
are Dumb Frog, Pennywinkel, and Mademanna. The Rescue Rangers and
related characters are, of course, owned by Disney. All cereal box
mascots belong to their respective owners. No rights given or implied.
This fanfic is distributed solely on a collector-to-collector basis,
and not for any sort of profit whatsoever. Don't force me to make a
"Please don't sue me" joke.

Oh, and Sorry if that "Homeboys" joke offended anyone.