RESCUE RANGERS: DARK MILLENIUM PART THREE Chip n' Dale's Rescue Rangers (C) Disney, used without permission. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- CHAPTER TWELVE An Unused Room in a Fancy Hotel Both Pennywinkel and Mevos came back, finding themselves standing in a richly furbished, devinely suitable, expensive-looking room, which luckily for them had two seperate beds, and Pennywinkel was still clutching the bright ball which was known to them as the Millenium Orb. "Ahhhhh," Mevos went, "I see now. So, that orb grants wishes!" "Of course, you fool. 'Three uses'? 'Changes time and disrupts reality'? 'Will surrender your dreams'? Did you actually need any more of a clue? My goodness, you're more hopeless than I at first believed." "Well, excuse me if not all of us can be born with mutagenic defects that enhance cerebral functions!" "It's not a defect if it enhances something, you idiot." She put the orb down on a bed immediately behind her. Turning back to Mevos, she added "Anyway, We better get this room boarded up if we're gonna sleep here." "Sleep here? US?" "Yes, after a long day of almost constant fighting, I need my beauty sleep. You should be tired by now too." "You foolish girl. What makes you so sure I won't kill you in your sleep, or steal the Millenium Orb and go back to my headquarters, leaving you behind?" Pennywinkel turned away and, cradling the orb in her arms, layed down upon the bed, apparently fixing to fall into a slumber. Then she answered "Because you need me. You yourself made that quite clear. Even though your plan with Fat Cat failed, you not only need me, you *want* me." "Just what are you getting at?" He wondered darkly, already believing he had a faint idea. "Quit trying to fool yourself, and me. All you Military types ever think of is the size of your army and how to make the better soldier. Anyway, I still remember the kidnapping. I know the truth, John," she emphasized the name, "It's time you recognized it." With that, she stopped talking. "You were always the bright one." Mevos said silently, "I guess that's a trait carried over from your father." He ended, but when his only response was rythmic breathing, he knew the girl had fallen asleep. "She's right," he continued, "I won't kill or abandon her. Her and the remainder of her family are all too important to my own future. Still, I wonder if she doesn't have something planned..." But, even as he said that, his mind began to fog as the desire to sleep gradually came over it. Mevos did not fight it at all, and soon, he was no longer awake, nor would he be for eight hours. When he woke up, however, a certain little girl knew he was in for a surprise, as she decided to put the remainder of her plan into action. A thousand thoughts popped into her head about what she could do with the Millenium Orb behind Mevos' back. She could wish for anything, she was certain. Perhaps she could wish to go back home-- no, wait, no telling how the orb would take that. Okay, how about wishing Mevos no longer existed? That would be nice, but no reason to waste a wish on something she could accomplish with her own power. Perhaps, she thought, she could get rid of all the evil in the universe! But wait, she realized, that would take all the fun out of it, and besides there is no telling what the orb considers 'Evil' and it could very well end up changing everyone into a straight-laced goodie two-shoes. Pennywinkel thought about all this, while Mevos kept droning on in his sleep "Get back to West Wenson, West Wenson..." All this daydreaming aside (if it was indeed still daytime) she knew for a fact that she did not know exactly what hotel she was in or where. For all she knew, her and Mevos could be in France! Thus, if she wanted to get back to Midwest, New York and regroup with the others anytime in the next week or so, she would have to use a wish. How to word that? She knew very well that wishing gizmos like this, especially in cartoons, have a tendancy to backfire, so she had to be careful. Finally, she said: "I wish I was back in the park in Midwest, New York, where me, my semi-brother Dumb Frog Helsing and my robot sister Mademanna have been living in a tree with a group of rodents called the Rescue Rangers." It may have been wordy, but if her next subsequent disappearance was a sign of success, then it was worth it. Meanwhile Mevos was still there, sleeping. "No one ever expects the good girl to be treacherous." This line was what Pennywinkel later was telling Mademanna as the two sat on the sofa, joshing about each other's various adventures. Mademanna, and everyone else, had been back at the Ranger HQ for about four hours since the ordeal at Fat Cat's. Gadget and Nowhere Man had, upon returning, shrunk to make themselves rodent-sized like everyone else, and Nowhere Man was now relaxing in some far off corner of the same sofa. Gadget was on the other side of Mademanna, also listening to their stories, and occasionally laughing along. Calming down, Mademanna asked "So you abandoned Mevos in some hotel?" "Yep. He just went to sleep. That means we have a bare minimum of eight hours with which we can work without worrying about his interference, plus whatever it takes for him to discover where he is and, from there, return to here." "Well then," Gadget asked, "What about this Millenium thing?" "This?" Pennywinkel hoisted up the Millenium Orb. "I'm going to keep it. I have plans for it. Until my plan has it's opportunity to come into fruition though Gadget, I want you to keep it in the same strongbox the Remote was kept in. Do not let anyone know that you have this. It's going to be our little secret." She glanced at Mademanna and said "That goes for you too." "Okay!" The little girl sheepishly agreed. "But isn't that kind of selfish?" Gadget questioned as Pennywinkel handed her the orb, which had with Pennywinkel also been shrunk down to rodent proportions with use of the Resize Medallion, "Why not allow one of us to make the final wish or something?" "Okay, who?" Okay, now Gadget started thinking. "Well, Chip would... well... Dale... no, he'd want a comic book collection. Hmmm... And Monty's had his experience with wishes. Me, I couldn't make one for myself, it would have to be one that would benefit the team... but we only get one, and I can't think of anything we could wish for that would help us, except maybe getting the time remote back. I mean, I don't know how I managed to build it, but then, I *Did* build it, so that's something we could get by other means and... Hmmm... I guess you're right, Pennywinkel. There's nothing I can think of that would benefit the team, that we can't get by other means. Unless we can wi--" Gadget caught herself, realizing that using the word "Wish" could cause her to accidentally make one, "--I mean, use this orb to get more uses out of it. I mean if only one of us got to use it, I guess it would still be unfair to everyone else." "So now you see my point." Gadget nodded, and decided to comply. So she carried the orb with her to her workshop, where she proceeded to lock it up nice and safe. Pennywinkel glanced back at Mademanna, and asked "So what became of those boys?" "Which boys?" "You know, Mevos' lackeys." "Oh, *those* boys!... Ummm, Actually Miss Pennywinkel, I wasn't really paying attention. I guess they escaped." Pennywinkel clapped her hands, "Fantastic!" She stated, "That is just perfect! I need to find Chip real quick." She got up, and began to run into the kitchen when she stopped herself just before running into the object of her inquery. "Oh, Chip," she greeted, "You wouldn't be adverse to a little recon, would you?" He looked at her suspiciously. Within moments, she had manage to talk him into joining her on a recon mission, where he was flying the Ranger Wing. "I don't know how you talked me into this, or why you talked me into going without the others..." She laughed, a laugh that sounded like an odd mix between humor and an evil cackle. Chip looked over to her, and saw her stop laughing and look ever onward. Despite her smile, he somehow got the impression she was brooding as if over some dark secret. She eventually did answer "They need their rest for when Mevos returns, and anyway, this is something that we can handle ourselves. In fact, I don't even need you for anything more than to fly me there." "And I suppose you're saving your energy by not simply flying there yourself? Where did you say we were going again?" "West Wenson." "Well, we're here," he said, landing on top of a tall building. "I remember this place, this was once a grand office building before the fire, and by then they were working on a new one so they decided to just let this one rust. By the way, you never *did* tell me why you wanted to come here." Jumping out of the Wing, she realized he was right, and said "Oh, because this place is somehow important to Mevos. It may even be his base of operations!" With that, Pennywinkel turned around, and skipped merrily towards a door on the roof, meanwhile Chip couldn't shake the feeling that there was something else she wasn't letting on. She turned to see if Chip was following, he was, so before they proceeded any farther she pulled out the Resize Medallion and said "Let's use this, just to be safe. Put a finger on it." Chip complied. CHAPTER THIRTEEN Consequences Meanwhile, the Endo boys were sitting around a lone desk and chair in an otherwise unfurnished room, Day was making a plan, for until Mevos returned, he was assigned the duties of an acting leader. "Right," he said, "Our enemies will probably use our friend and leader's disappearance as cause to attack. Thus, our priority should be on defense. The only thing I can think of is retreat, yes, we must hide from our enemies, that way our base will not be discovered." "Hey man," Nor wondered, "Are you suggestin' we run?" "Nor, They outnumber us three to one! We can't take them all on, even with what all we can do! We've got to--" But suddenly, the door to the room was violently kicked open, and there, walking towards them menacing, smiling a dark smile, was Pennywinkel. "It's too late to run," she said in a sinister tone, "And too late to hide, because now I know who you are and I know where you live!" Momentarily, Chip managed to get himself through the doorway, but stopped just as he entered, staring to watch the strange scene unfold in front of him. Pennywinkel seemed aware of him, for she turned sideways and motioned him to stay put. "We've been discovered!" Day realized aloud, but then, "Wait... Don't tell me it's just the two of you!" "Yep," Pennywinkel answered. "But that doesn't matter, because you can't even handle *one* of me." "Ha!" Day stood erect, confident, "As I remember, last time we defeated you. Brothers! It's time for another Fancy Dragon attack!" With that, Day jumped over the desk and into action, making a grab at Pennywinkel, knowing full well she would step to the side and be caught in a pincer attack by either Nor or Po. Surprisingly, that's not what happened, as Day suddenly realized when Pennywinkel began cackling an evil cackle. "You idiot, didn't you think it possible that your Fancy Dragon attack worked last time might be because *I allowed it to*?" Suddenly she kicked him, sending him landing on his rump. And she disappeared, only to reappear right next to Nor, radiating a pinkish lite. Somehow, she managed to flip the big man over her head, bringing his own in contact with the floor, all the while saying "When I am serious, I am deadly!" With that, she left Nor's unconscious form laying sprawled on the floor, as she disappeared again, coming up right in front of her real target. Day stammered and tried to scream as he was lifted right off the floor with one hand. Holding him, Pennywinkel told him thus: "Remember when I told you that when I was free, I would kill you? I wasn't kidding." First using her other hand to cause a rushing Po to run into a small forcefield, Pennywinkel then drew back the hand holding Day... ...and then, through him over the desk, and into the glass window behind. As the glass shattered all around him, the forces of gravity pulled young Day ever downward as he tried to make several desperate grabs. A pole, a bird, a window ledge, anything was worthwhile in these few moments. In his falling and desperate attempts to save his life, he turned and saw where he was headed, and he was filled with horror as he realized that all he was going to land on was clear pavement, and that nothing he could do would save his life. Po, who had run to the window the moment he recovered, could not bear to watch his brother's final moments. At the last second, he closed his eyes and turned away just as the sound of impact reached his ears. Pennywinkel stood on firm ground, satisfied with what she had done. Turning gracefully, she walked towards the door. Upon passing Chip, she was about to say something, but in only a second knew that glare she was recieving, and pretended not to notice as she passed by. Chip watched her walk away, then looked back at Po. Po Endo, the pride and fast-footed joy of the Endo family, was at this moment little more than a pathetic mass of sobs on the floor. This time, Chip found it not hard at all to pity his enemy. For a brief moment, his duty entered his mind, and he realized he should probably capture the felon, but as he took a step, his conscience held him back. After what just happened, he did not need any more of this. The least Chip felt he could do was check on the big one whom Pennywinkel had (he hoped) merely knocked out. "Why?" Chip asked, after having driven the Ranger Wing in silence for quite some time. The horror and confusion and anger at what his passenger had done still enraged him. "Why did you do that?" Pennywinkel looked to the side, away from Chip, making no answer. He kept driving, his mind going through thoughts of exactly how he was going to handle this. Simply sending her to her room was not enough (and it's not like she would listen anyway). "Answer me!" He demanded. She sighed, and slumped in her seat. There was still silence, but just as Chip was about to demand her answer again, she finally said "Because he kissed me, without my consent." And now Chip was not only horrified and confused and angry, but he was in disbelief as well. "You killed him over a *kiss*?!" "Have you ever kissed a girl against her will? Try it, and you'll get the same results! Girls don't like being touched in those kinds of ways without consent." "But it was just a kiss!" "You're a boy!" She snapped, "Of course you wouldn't understand! As far as you're concerned he could have taken me into a dark room and done unspeakable acts and you'd still think--" "That is not the same thing!" "--It's EXACTLY the same thing! But as I said, a boy would never understand. Try kissing Gadget against her will sometime and see what happens." Chip was about to answer, but he realized that he really did not know how Gadget would react to something like that, though he doubted she'd be driven to murder over it. Either way, the discussion would have to wait until they got back to headquarters, even if mostly because Chip didn't want to risk the chance of meeting his own doom as a smear on the concrete. The atmosphere of mistrust did not go unfelt when Pennywinkel and Chip stepped through the door, Pennywinkel with her head down and arms in front, as if she was a criminal being led to her cell. For once, everyone was in the main room, most of them wondering where Chip and Pennywinkel were, ironically enough. Even dense Frog and innocent Mademanna could tell that something was wrong, horribly, terribly wrong. "Frog," Chip indicated, "Please escort Mademanna out of the room." Just as Frog was about to comply, Mademanna stood, and brushed him aside, saying "I don't need an escort. You *could* just tell me to leave, ya know." Chip almost apologized, but instead just stifled it. He watched as Mademanna stepped out of the room, presumeably to lay down on a bed somewhere. When he was certain she was gone, he looked around. For a moment, he thought about discluding Nowhere Man, but realized there was no good reason to *not* keep him here. Anyway, the jury was assembled. "Heya, what's goin' on?" Dale wondered. Much to Chip's surprise, the first thing Pennywinkel did was run towards Gadget and say "I need to talk to you alone!" "Okay," Gadget shrugged, leading Pennywinkel into her workshop, the nearest private place they could find. Immediately Gadget shut the door and, with Pennywinkel's urging, jammed it with a chair as well. She heard Pennywinkel silently say "Chip's telling them about it right now." "What? What happened?" "I... I don't know how to put this..." "Calm down," Gadget put a compassionate hand on Pennywinkel's shoulder, "Now, just say it as clearly as possible." "All right... I... me and Chip found Mevos base," she said, constantly trailing off and choking on sobs, "Well, we went in and... those three boys were there, those ones that were always following Mevos around, and... I..." Gadget was listening. "I... I ended one of their lives." With that, Gadget gasped, involuntarily removing her comforting hand. Immediately she placed it back, and said "You mean accidentally, right?" But Pennywinkel's silence told her the answer. "Oh Pennywinkel... but why?" Pennywinkel took a breath, as if she was about to recall an awful memory. "Because he kissed me, against my will." "And...?" And there was more silence, then Pennywinkel asked "What do you mean 'And'? What more do I need? He made -that- kind of bodily contact with me without my consent." "Well, in terms of legality what he did would be considered Sexual Harrassment, not what you're making it out to be. It really was not that bad..." "Have you ever been kissed against your will?!" Pennywinkel snapped. Gadget, apparently, only registered the question. "Well, no, I mean, there are men who've tried, and usually I do make sure to put them off when they start acting like that, but still, to *kill* over it?" "You're kidding me! With your temper problems you've never once even been driven to kill?" "What temper problems?" "Oh you know what I mean. 'Let's tear him out by his dirty rotten diapers!' remember that line? Or how about when you outfitted yourself with pretty much every G.I. Joe device you could build and infiltrated the Cola Cult?!" "I was never driven to kill!" Gadget strongly retorted, "A little ticked off maybe, but still," and now she put both hands on Pennywinkel, "We can't have people thinking the Rescue Rangers are a bunch of bloodthirsty vigilantes!" When Pennywinkel stood up, Gadget realized she had said the wrong thing. Pennywinkel tried her best not to look at Gadget as she made her way slowly and broodingly to the door of the workshop. Reaching it, and removing the chair, she said thus, starting in a silent brood and ending with what was almost a scream: "I thought you would understand, but if all you're concerned about is the reputation of your organization, then leave me alone!" Pennywinkel was at least respectful enough to open and walk through the door, even if she slammed it on her way out. On the other side of the door, she did not decide to bear looking at whatever dark gazes she was getting from anyone else. If she had, she'd probably realize she wasn't entirely without sympathy. But she didn't, instead, she ran, crying, to her room. After watching her leave, Frog went face-to-face with Chip, and said "One thing you haven't told us is *why* she did it." "It's not important," Chip said, cross-armed, "She didn't have a very good one. If you must know, she says it was because he stole a kiss." Chip looked onwards with confidence. Of course he had expected for Frog to sympathize with his friends first, but he knew Frog was logical enough (even if not always in his right mind) to see things his way once he knew the facts. Chip's confidence was broken by sudden surprise, however, when he realized that was not the case. "You're an idiot!" Frog accused, "No wonder you haven't nailed yourself a mouse yet, you don't know anything about women at all, do you?" With that, Frog turned and walked, almost marched, out of the room, perhaps to go find Pennywinkel. "Wait a minute!" Chip began, but Frog wasn't stopping, and Chip decided it would be best just to let him go. He still had the rest of his team. But then Nowhere Man popped a whopper, and Chip began to regret not having made him leave the room. "Okay, so she killed this guy, but so what? Can't say I really get her reason, but he was one of the bad guys anyway, right? So does it matter?" "Nowhere Man, you haven't been in real society long enough to--" "@#$% real society! I've been in it long enough to know what it's like, and it's not anything to strive for! I don't want to live my life trying to pretend I'm better than I really am, and neither should you. Anyway, it was either them or you anyway, right? She eliminated a threat, and now if you would get off your high-and-mighty throne and realise it was not only the *right* action, but the *only* action, and to hell with your morals!" "You should--" Chip immediately forgot what he was going to say, for here Monty interjected. "Well, Chip-me-lad, I won't say Pennywinkel was right, and I don't agree with everything Nowhere Man 'ere says, but he does have a point: it's survival of the fittest, and when it comes down to it, things like that are inevitable." "How?" "Because Mevos and his dogs 'ave, so far, not only succeeded in killing most of us once but then tried to hand us over to our enemies, who also woulda killed us. The blighter clearly wants us dead, Chip- me-lad, and he won't stop until he's breathed his last. "I will say one thing though, Pennywinkel probably shoulda waited until she had no other choice and had a more legitimate reason. Even if this murder business was premeditated, at least then she could claim it was in self-defense." Chip sighed, it was at least refreshing to know that the whole world wasn't going to turn against him, even if it wasn't altogether on his side. "But Monty," he argued still, "She doesn't need to be doing this *at all*, there are other ways..." "Like what, puttin' the blighters in jail?" Monty had him there. As far as Chip knew, Mevos and his group had only attacked them and their home, and were virtually unknown to the human population of the city. This was a problem only the Rangers could solve, and they were on their own. "Still," Chip concluded, "None of this justifies blatant, pre- meditated murder." And Chip heard a mocking, disbelieving "Ha!" come out of Nowhere Man's mouth. He turned to face the homeless human, and discover what new thought's had entered his mind. Nowhere Man's words were thus: "Yea, you say that now. But you'd feel differently if it was you holding the knife!" "Huh?" Chip stared dumbfounded. "What's that supposed to mean?" "Oh, now you're feigning. Gee like I didn't see that one coming." Chip wasn't feigning, but nor did he want to interrupt whatever Nowhere Man had to say, "Did I ever tell you I was raised in a religious orphanage? I know morality like the back of my hand, and I know it's all false. No one really does good because they want to, they do it because they're afraid of some holy retribution if they don't! Yea, Now you criticize that poor girl, but that's just 'cuz you're all high and mighty! If it had been you, you'd be claiming innocence, fabricating stories, or even pulling rank!" "Why you little..." Obviously Chip was angry. It was rare that the moral integrity of the leader of the Rescue Rangers had ever been questioned, the only other time being due to a mix-up when they had been mistakenly suspected of stealing peanuts at a Zoo, and that had been (as stated) a mere mix-up. He almost leaped on Nowhere Man, but suddenly Dale stopped him, grabbing his jacket and saying "That's enough!" Then, looking at Nowhere Man, Dale added "Doncha think you're goin' a little too far?" Nowhere Man turned to leave the room, the last thing he said being "You're right. Those in power will never admit they're wrong." By the time Chip had gotten free of Dale's retaining grasps, Nowhere Man had been out of the room for five minutes. Finally, Chip simmered down. Turning to Dale, he asked (still with some anger in his voice) "So where do *you* stand on this?" "Oh no, you're not draggin' *me* into this!" Was Dale's immediate answer. "You're a member of the team, you're already a part of this!" "No way! I'll follow orders, I'll help ya catch crooks, but I am *not* goin' to participate in these discussions!" "But--" "No matter what you say, you are *not* going to make me join a side. I am staying totally out of this!" "But--" Monty put a hand on Chip's shoulder. "It's okay lad. He's made his choice. Let 'im go." Chip sighed and for once tasted something that closely resembled defeat. With that, Chip, too, stalked out of the room, only just then realizing that he had not discussed with anyone exactly what he would plan as proper punishment. Surely though they may or may not agree entirely on either side, everyone would agree that she shouldn't be allowed to get away with it! Keeping that thought in mind, he ran to his and Dale's room. CHAPTER FOURTEEN The First Fragment of the Tale of Mevos Meanwhile, Pennywinkel was busy making her own plans as Nowhere Man finally found her in her room, packing... not that she had much to pack. "Are you going somewhere?" he quite stupidly asked. Pennywinkel had already known someone was going to ask this, and prepared her response: "I can't stay here any longer, not after all that's happened." As she was moving some trinket or other into her backpack, Nowhere Man caught her hands, and said "Just so you know, I'm on your side." "Thank you," she said, sounding totally sincere, "It's nice to know there's someone I can trust." "Trust" was a word Nowhere Man had not ever put such faith in, as his life had taught him several things, one of them being that, to put it bluntly, trust can't be trusted. Trying not to think about it (and thus hopelessly confuse himself) he asked "So, what's up with that Mevos guy anyway? I mean, on the street, it sounded like you knew him." "It's nothing to worry about," she continued packing stuff, until she got done (Which was fairly soon), "John's really just a schmo who got lucky." "John?" "Mevos." "Why did you call him John?" "Because that's his name, John Sovem. His last name is simply 'Mevos' spelled backwards." "Okay, so what's the deal with the guy? How do you know him and why does he keep chasing you?" Pennywinkel stood, shouldered her backpack, and taking a breath said "Follow me, I'll tell you outside." And so, the two walked down the hall, out through the mainroom, and outside to the landing pad. There, Pennywinkel used a bit of the less amazing and more practical side of her powers to help them get down to the ground, where finally she used the Resize Medallion to make them their natural human sizes. While she had been walking down the hall, Pennywinkel had noted with curiosity that Chip had ducked into his room, seemingly with some sort of thought in his head. In the mainroom, Monty and ever-loving Zipper had greeted the two, acting as if nothing was wrong, whereas Dale had begun to turn his head (he had been watching a TV Show) but then abruptly stopped and went back to his show before he got a good look at who was there. This strange behavior told Pennywinkel all she needed about the situation at the Headquarters, information she thought might be useful later on. Keeping her word as they walked out of the park and towards a sidewalk, she continued, "You still want to know about Mevos, right?" "Right." "Well... it's a long story. Even longer because you don't know the full story of me and Frog." "And the toy?" "Yes, and Mademanna." With that, Pennywinkel proceeded to recount to Nowhere Man the general details that her, Frog, and Pennywinkel were in fact travellers from another universe who had ended up inside a cartoon (Fortunately, Nowhere Man had actually gotten to watch a cartoon while he was there, so no explanation of that was needed), and had been living there ever since. "Okay, you're confusin' me with all this talk of universes and stuff. I think I get it so far, but I feel like my brain's gonna blow up." And Pennywinkel giggled. This caused an emotion to ping in Nowhere Man's heart, as he found it... was the word "Charming" or "Adorable"? "Anyway," he asked, not knowing why he was putting his arm around her, "Your world--or whatever--couldn't have been so bad if it had people like you and your toy, could it?" "Even the darkest worlds have their rays of light. The opposite is true as well. No offense, but I'd never suspect someone like you could exist in a Disney universe." "Yea... neither did I..." he said, half-thinkingly. The more he looked at this girl, the more he seemed to have some strange attraction to her. After giggling at his witless comment, she happened to look up and notice this. "Is something wrong?" She asked. "Yea... something's wrong... very, terribly wrong." He said, not realizing nothing was wrong at all. "I keep getting this strange feeling... Oh, never mind, tell me more about this John Mevos guy." Pennywinkel giggled, Nowhere Man felt that pinging in his heart. Finally Pennywinkel continued, "Yea, it's time I finally told someone the story of John Sovem." With a sigh, she stated "As I was telling you, my world was becoming increasingly dull and apocalyptic, and not because of any war, either. What happened was that strict countries like Iran kept taking away more and more freedom from their citizens, while the United States kept rewriting it's Constitution, at first to make it less free, because violence was becoming an issue (and also to give a leg up to the corperations who were slowly beginning to dominate the land). They had started using the entertainment industry as one huge scapegoat, and began to censor movies and especially video games. "And then, I guess Devine Intervention set in, because someone in Washington realised right then and there that the situation was becoming no different than what George Orwell had depicted in his book, 1984--" "--Oh, and what did he say?" "--Essentially that people would resort to enforcing total conformity in order to keep the peace. It was not a good vision, but what ended up happening wasn't much better. As I said, someone in Washington realized what was happening, and had decided to reinstate the original Constitution, however the document had been lost in an accidental fire... well, supposedly accidental, but that's another story. So he set down and began to draft a new Constitution. However a terrorist attack killed him, but left the draft undamaged. After which, the corperates as well as those who would rather make America a new-age tyranical monarchy got their hands on the document and began to make provisions which supported themselves. That process took about a year during which there was no law." "So, things got out of hand. But where does Mevos come into this?" "Well, after everything got back together and people saw that the new Constitution, well, sucked, people began rebelling, though since the active rebels were often males (who of course can't do anything right) their attempts at rebellion were pitiful at best. Nevertheless, the paranoid white-haired old men decided this was a tangible threat, so they looked over military and naval records and began to expand the already existing United States Secret Service. "That's how John Sovem got into it, as far as I know. I'm not sure of the full details, because they're classified and frankly I don't really care. But I know him anyway because he's the one who was sent after me and Frog's fathers." "Fathers?" "Yea, my dad and his dad." "But I thought you two were brother and sister!" "That's what everyone thinks, but really we weren't at all related until Mademanna was born. Since she was made by cooperation between both our fathers, she's technically half-sister to us both, but other than that we are not in any way, shape, or form related. Course the Rescue Rangers would be confused if we tried to explain it to them, so we decided to let whatever they think stick." "Umm, right." For some reason, Nowhere Man had found the revelation that Frog was *not* Pennywinkel's brother to be somehow worthwhile of his concern, and though he knew not why, it caused him some resentment. "Anyway," Pennywinkel continued on, having, in a brief glance, seen said resentment written on Nowhere Man's face. "Our fathers weren't actually doing much, however their experiments had begun to alarm the Feds, so they sent the Secret Service after us. Our first encounter with them was maybe a year or two before the completion of the PortalMaster Project. "John Sovem was the head of a team consisting of himself and two more men in black, and their original plan was very basic. They had staked out until our fathers had left, and then had invaded our home. Mademanna was seven at the time, making Frog fourteen and myself only nine. Anyway, they came in on us, grabbed us, and stuffed us all into a van--" "A kidnapping?" "--Yep. They took us to a small white house just up the street from our actual home, and locked us in a room. Sovem himself kept watch over us while one of his men left a threatening message on our answering machine--our fathers were housemates--saying (from what I could hear) that our dads had to turn all our research over to the U.S. Government or never see us again. Of course they planned to double-cross him and keep us anyway, because they knew about my special mental abilities and because Mademanna was, to them, a part of our technology and thus a part of the trade-in deal (and because a U.S. Agent couldn't have an original thought if his life depended on it). "As I said, John watched us personally. He wasn't a bad secret agent and I'll admit we were fairly treated, except for Mademanna who he still thought of as just a machine, but still he never really went out-of-bounds. But it was obvious he had his plans on his mind even then. Every move he made with Frog was an attempt to train him to be a soldier, every time he talked to Mademanna, he asked her stuff like what kind of CPU she ran on, how her fuel systems worked, the exact source code that allowed human thinking... "But when it came to me though, he was really messed up." "Meaning?" "... Well, okay, he did get me to use my mental capabilities, but mostly he asked me if I could figure out... let's say hand signals and gestures. Simply put, he was interested in me as more than just a genius." Fortunately, Nowhere Man, already confused enough, did not push for an explanation. "Anyway, one day I got tired of it, and told him quite blatantly that if he did not stop, I was going to kill him. Well, he pretended not to take me seriously, but I know he must've, because he *did* stop. Since he was no longer toying with me every second of the day, I had time to formulate an escape plan--" "Just a question," Nowhere Man asked, "And I don't know why I'm asking this, but did John's doing whatever he did have anything to do with your hating guys and the United States?" "--Umm, no and no. Girls naturally have a superiority complex when comparing themselves to boys. You've heard the old jumprope rhyme about how 'boys go to Jupiter to get even stupider' right?" "I think so." "Well, not every girl who says that has been manhandled by a government agent at some point in her life. And anyway, I don't hate the United States government, I just hate government, period." "All right. Continue." "So anyway, I formed a brilliant escape plan--so you've heard. Well, what I did was I played along with Mevos plan, encouraging Frog and Mademanna to do what I was doing and constantly demonstrate the skills we had in whatever Mevos was interested in. We pretended to fear and respect all of them any time they entered the room to keep up appearances. Finally though, I made an intentionally offhand remark about the possibilities of using Mademanna as a blueprint for a line of robot soldiers. He heard me, and asked me about it, and I said that her computer brain allowed her to aim so well that she could hit a target over fifty feet away and never miss. Of course, the moron still thought she was only a machine, so he set up a target range in the basement of the house, and handed her a gun, in fact *his* gun. "Then she demonstrated her *real* usefulness by throwing the gun to where I was waiting, right next to one of the secret agents. When I caught it, I immediately turned and shot out his leg, and he fell over. Frog, who had also been nearby, also acquired himself a weapon while I took care of the other secret agent. "Sovem was another matter altogether. I didn't want to kill him, because after all, I said I would only if he continued manhandling me. So instead, I told Frog and Mad to go outside and wait for me, while I made Sovem walk upstairs. See, he was required to check in with his headquarters every six hours to make sure everything was going alright, and it was almost the right hour. So I told him to make the phone call. He had a gun at his back so he couldn't refuse. I also coerced him to add that something had come up and he may be out of contact for awhile. After that, I made sure he didn't have any James Bond stuff on him by forcing him to remove all his clothing. Then, in an upstairs room, I found a large window which allowed a lot of sunlight in during the afternoon. I forced him to lay down in the sunbeams, and with a length of rope I had found in another room, left him tied and gagged. I then used some solid objects to bust the window, then left while he layed there in the sunbeam." "Why? What's a sunbeam gonna do?" "Give him sunburn, for one thing. UV rays emitted by the sun can also give you a version of a disease called Cancer. Basically I was hoping he would die. From heatstroke, from UV Radiation, from starvation, I didn't care." "My god, you're a mean little #$%@& aren't you?" She wondered when someone was going to say that, and someone finally doing so caused her to laugh, which Nowhere Man found somehow pleasing. Finally Pennywinkel added "I am not a nice girl to kidnappers." Nowhere Man smiled, almost laughed, and asked "So what happened then?" "Then we went home, told our dads what happened--course we simplified the story a bit--but whatever the case, my dad at least was worked up, and both knew they now had to finish the PortalMaster Project as soon as possible. After that I dunno. I just know that when we started transversing--transporting between universes--our dads were supposed to follow us, but never did. Since Mevos is here, I think we can guess what happened." Nowhere Man didn't even bother to guess. He *knew*. He also knew he had a question. "Okay, one last thing and it does not have anything to do with your story. Now, don't get the wrong idea, but... for as long as we've been out, I've been getting these strange feelings and they cause me to react to you somehow." Pennywinkel giggled again, and answered "I've noticed," putting her own hand on the hand at the end of the arm that had been wrapped around her. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't even know--" "Course you didn't. Hmmm... let's duck into this alley here." Actually, she kinda pulled him into the alley, where they stood and faced each other, and Pennywinkel ordered "Kiss me, you fool." Suddenly but with no reaction from Pennywinkel, there was movement in the back of the alley, and some bemohawked thugs stood up, one of them mockingly stating "yea baby, we wants a kiss two!" and puckering his lips. At this, Pennywinkel turned, putting fingers together as if about to flick something, and said "Back off, creeps." With that, she completed a flicking motion, sending laser beams towards the two not- quite-assailants, knocking them both down. After sending more beams all throughout the alley to make sure there weren't more, she turned back to Nowhere Man. "Wow," he wowwed. "My magic powers are a byproduct of portal travel, and they've been growing since I first got them. Science and technology cause more problems, but with this, I could do more for the greater good in one hour than the Rescue Rangers could do in an entire day. But for now..." Since she was smaller than him, her feet had to be off the ground, but finally, the two did get around to kissing, and Nowhere Man began to seriously feel that maybe there was some hope for the world... Meanwhile at West Wenson, Po and Nor had just got done having the best funeral ceremony they could, prayers and all, for their friend and brother Day. As they could not find a real coffin, they instead had to entomb his remains in an unused refridgerator which they had found in the alley. A flower was stuck in the handle. Having nowhere to bury him, the next best thing was to keep his body in an unused part of the building--and as only four (now three) people used this building as a hideout, they could take their pick. And now that that was done, both the boys got up. "What now?" Nor asked. Po answered, with a sour note in his voice and a personal fire in his eyes, "Now we find that girl and demand payback. It's going to be an eye for an eye." With that, he left the room and began making plans. CHAPTER FIFTEEN Questions and Answers After awhile, Mademanna had sauntered back into the room, joining Dale for a monster movie, though barely paying attention to it (actually, it was an evil robot movie, which probably had something to do with her not really caring for it). Having no better idea, she snuggled up and asked "Dale?" "Yes?" "Why is everyone mad at Miss Pennywinkel?" Dale sighed. He had hoped he'd be able to keep that off his mind. So he answered "I'm not." "Well, everyone else..." "Frog isn't." "Well..." "Nowhere Man isn't." "Where is he, anyway?" Mademanna suddenly wondered. "I think him and Pennywinkel went somewhere." Mademanna sighed, "Probably back to the bookstore. She likes to shop there." "Or to a fancy restaurant," Dale mused. "Why would they wanna do that when it's Monty's turn to cook?" Mademanna naively asked. Course, she wasn't really that ignorant, but she hadn't caught the inference of Dale's musing. "Never mind," Dale said, patting her on the head, "You'll understand someday." She caught the patting hand and held it in place. While doing so, she asked "Hey, shouldn't we be out capturing the bad guys while Mevos is away?" "Good question!" Dale stood up, "I shoulda asked Chip that. I'll go find him, there's only so many rooms in this place he could be." As Dale left the room, ][ Leaving the room, Dale went Mademanna resumed her questioning ][ to look for Chip. After having as she got up to go into Gadget's ][ looked in a bunch of rooms, finally nearby workshop. ][ he came to where Chip actually was. Gadget looked up as the robot ][ "Hey Chip!" he began. robot child walked in. "Oh, Hi ][ "Don't bother me right now, Mademanna. Is something wrong?" ][ Dale. I've got to finish making "No, I was just wondering ][ up a proper sentence for something. Why is everyone mad at ][ Pennywinkel." Miss Pennywinkel? And why aren't ][ "Oh? did ya forget the proper we out trying to catch the bad guys ][ noun?" he joked. right now?" ][ "Very funny. In any case, While Gadget had the time she ][ I want to see her back in her room had not the inclination to answer ][ in thirty minutes. In the meantime the child's first question, after ][ I want you to make sure she does all how do you tell a little girl ][ not leave the house!" that her big sister is a killer? ][ "Too late for that, Chip." So instead she skipped right to the ][ "Whaddya mean?"" second question, saying "Well, ][ "She went somewhere with we're making use of Mevos' downtime ][ Nowhere Man a couple of minutes in other, more inventive ways. For ][ ago." example, right now I am working on ][ "Drat!" Chip said, standing a series of new inventions that I ][ erect. He turned to Dale, and hope will aid us in his capture. ][ said "A few minutes? Well, she This here, for example." She ][ couldn't have gotten far then. pulled out what looked like a Jack- ][ We'll find her. You go fetch in-the-Box, "This, once I get it ][ Zipper." fixed up, should allow us to dis- ][ "Okay," Dale almost complied, rupt Mevos' magic. What it does is ][ but suddenly he remembered why that it takes energy, and pulls it ][ he had come here in the first place, into itself, then sends it back out ][ "Oh, before I do that Chip, in a continuous wave. This makes ][ Mademanna wanted to know why we that energy to chaotic to be ][ weren't out catchin' bad guys like harnessed. Magic uses energy, just ][ Rescue Rangers are supposed to be like electronics. Of course, that ][ doin'." also means that, if it's too power- ][ Chip looked at Dale with ful, the surround area might suffer ][ confidence and thoughtfulness, and a blackout. It also means that you ][ a hint of sarcasm. are strictly staying at home when ][ "The reason," he stated, "Is we go to confront Mevos." ][ actually threefold. "Why?" ][ "First, we tried just going "You run on electricity, ][ for the badguys, remember? All right? And electricity is a raw ][ it took was me and Pennywinkel, form of energy. If you were in the ][ and you know how *that* turned range of this thing when it goes ][ out. Besides that, those boys off, you'd be shut down, and I'm ][ were pathetically weak. There is not sure if it would actually ][ no real reason to waste time on damage your circuitry, either. ][ them. Even then, it could cause you to ][ "That leads me into the second lose the entirety of your power ][ reason, that being that Pennywinkel cache, and we don't know how to ][ has probably already thought of refill it." ][ that and is out eliminating them "I see." Mademanna admitted. ][ right now. With that, she left the room, and ][ "Finally, me and Gadget are went back to her own. In there, ][ preparing ourselves for Mevos' she layed down on her bunk, the ][ eventually return. Even now our bottom one. Thinking it over, it ][ beloved mouse inventor is working all seemed so ironic that she had ][ on a bunch of new contraptions just gotten over one obstacle, only ][ which should, used properly, to continue being left out of the ][ render Mevos' powers ineffective, fight by something Gadget had ][ making him easy pickings for us. invented. If it wasn't her being ][ At the same time, I've got a a child, it was her being a robot ][ meticulous plan ready for his that got in the way. If only she ][ return. had some means of protection. ][ "But that's later. Right now Until then, though... ][ we must find Pennywinkel!" CHAPTER SIXTEEN The Search is On! Chip, having heard that Pennywinkel had left the house, something he had forgotten to explicitly order against, gathered Dale and Zipper, and the three went outside. "Guys," he explained the situation, "Our friend Pennywinkel is out there somewhere, and we must find her!" Zipper shrugged questioningly. Chip caught this, and explained "Are you kidding? After what she did, and with the emotional state she's in, she's a danger to the community! Even if she's simmered down enough to think rationally, there's the possibility that the victim's friends will be after her, and we don't know if Mevos is back or not." Chip then happened to look up, and saw that the sky was darkening. "It's almost night," he stated, "All the crazies are about to come out. We've gotta work fast! We'll take the Ranger Plane." "Umm, why not the Wing?" Dale wondered. "It's faster." "Because Gadget might need that in case she decides to go to the junkyard for spare parts, which she'll need to finish some of her new contraptions." Dale may not be a great detective, but as he climbed into the old and outdated Ranger Plane, he had noted that Chip seemed to consider a new invention more important than the safety of a twelve-year-old girl, and it became clear that the real reason he wanted to catch Pennywinkel was because he wanted to keep her somewhere where he could keep an eye on her as opposed to being worried about her safety. But Dale made no comment about this, as now was neither the time nor the place to get into a fight. "Zipper," Chip ordered, "You go and patrol the area to that side of the park," he pointed South, "We're go and patrol the west side. She couldn't have gone even half a mile with just her feet, so if you don't find her within thirty minutes, come back to the Ranger Headquarters. If you find her, try to convince her to return home. If she won't or she becomes violent, leave her be and report to me." Zipper saluted an understanding, and buzzed off. Then there was Po, and he was still mad. And he was not totally unable to carry out his ambition of vengeance, either, as Mevos had been smart enough to, in the instance of him getting seperated from his friends for a long period of time (such as right now), left them a stash of weapons with which they could protect themselves--or launch their own offensive. Mevos had disallowed the use of these in his presence, being a conservationist and believing his own powers more than made up for it. Out of the secret stash, Po pulled: A double-barrelled shotgun, a bazooka missile launcher, and a short sword. These last two he told Nor to hold, though not to use. Po did not feel as strongly about Nor as he did about Day, he in fact felt that Nor was more often than not just dead weight who's only real feature was his massive bulk and subsequent strength, or in this case, as a waiter. Nor could very well die on this mission and Po would not think twice of it. His relationship with Nor, to say the least, was not what his relationship with Day had been. He wasn't really sure Nor had the capacity for being anything more than a tool, and perhaps he was right. "Come on, Nor," he said, "It's time to go all out." Chip and Dale were looking down, and having trouble really seeing anything that even barely resembled Pennywinkel. "Where could she have gone to?" Chip wondered aloud, "I just hope she's not out causing trouble." "Impossible. She may be a little crazy, but she's not stupid." "What makes you so sure?!" Chip virtually demanded. "I actually *know* her. You think I'm the only one who stays up at night and watches Monster Movies?" "So, you're taking her side." Chip sighed. "I'm not taking anybody's side! I just think you're not aware of all the facts when it comes to this case." "What facts? Her story was that he kissed her, so she killed him. So we've got a case of murder with a weak motive. Furthermore it suggests that she's got a temper as volatile as a stack of dynomite--" "Did you ever think that she might be *lying*?" That suggestion caught Chip totally off guard, as indicated when he responded "What?" "Think about it: She came from a world where law and order had been so twisted that they were just not good things. Then she ended up coming here. She's not going to adapt overnight. Not after having been hunted by the Government itself." "Wait, hold on, am I missing something here?" So Dale sighed, and recounted to Chip some of the stories about life in her world that she had told Dale on many of their sleepless nights, though he kind of generalized the story a bit and did not say anything about John Sovem (otherwise known as Mevos) instead just calling them "Spies." "So you see," Dale concluded, "She does not see law and order the same way we do. Let's not forget she's got magic powers, which to her probably makes her superior to us, and she's not afraid to use 'em... you of course remember I was the same way when I was Rubber Bando." Chip remembered the superiority part, sure--Dale had even went so far as to call everyone else his "Comedy Relief." But Dale had used his Rubber Bando powers almost solely for the purpose of doing good. Of course, however, that's only natural, seeing as to how Dale had already been a Rescue Ranger for some time before the Rubber Bando incident (and one of their best friends was a former detective's dog, after all). "I don't remember your heroics leading to any unnatural deaths." Chip defended. "My heroics didn't, but it's not like we haven't killed before." "Whaddya mean? We haven't, and--" "Yes, we have!" Dale virtually screamed. "Or did you totally forget about what happened when we first discovered the Time Remote?" For Chip, the memory came screaming back at him like an embarrasing photograph in the school yearbook. "But that..." Chip began to stutter, stalling until he could think of something. "But you killed me first!" Even as he said that, Nowhere Man's words from earlier came back to his ears: "You'll feel differently when you're the one holding the knife!" Chip then added, "For something that hadn't happened yet!" "And you killed me in return for something that never happened!" Dale pointed out. And it was basically true. In the instance the two were discussing, Gadget had used the time remote to see her future, and eventually came to a point where Chip stepped in her room and proposed marriage. Gadget, wanting to know what being married was like, had accepted. This had made Dale jealous, and he had killed Chip in the dead of night. Gadget had used the remote to rewind time, bringing Chip back to life, however he had remembered who his murderer was, and made many attempts to kill a guilt-ridden Dale in return. Gadget had tried to stop them, but Chip finally succeeded, and Gadget had to revive Dale. In technical terms, neither murder had ever happened (since both participants were obviously still alive) but in reality they had (and who says reality ever gets technical?). "But... but..." "So you see, we're not really any better than Pennywinkel. She at least chose to off someone who was a part of a direct threat to her and her whole family." "How? Was that boy one of those U.S. Secret Agents?" "No, but Mevos is." And now Chip stopped watching the road, and turned questioningly towards Dale, who had stopped watching the road a long time ago. "How do you know?" he asked. Dale, too, had heard about John Sovem, and the kidnapping. Ironically he heard it just before Mevos showed up. "Well, I asked her how 'Sovem' was spelled because I wasn't sure how to pronounce it--I forgot why I cared--and she said it was spelled S-O-V-E-M. Now, spell that backwards. M-E-V-O-S. Mevos. Coincidence?" Chip, however, was not going to answer. Instead, he took one final glance at the street, and said "We better go back. Zipper probably found her anyway." Zipper's search had, in fact, gone much more favorably, since he had been given the right side of town to search on. As he glanced around, he happened on the two crazy kids leaving an alley. Zipper thought it best not to think about what might've happened there (maybe they just kissed and killed some thugs?) and instead zoomed to the spot. As he neared the two, they were not totally unaware of him, for he heard Nowhere Man say as he passed by their eyes "Oh, a fly, I'll swat it..." "Wait!" Pennywinkel stopped him, "That's Zipper." Zipper nodded an acknowledgement as he stopped in midair. Then, using miming and pantomiming, he tried the best he could to tell Pennywinkel that she was wanted back at headquarters. "What the heck is this little guy saying?" Nowhere Man wondered aloud. "That we should go back to headquarters." Zipper kept prodding, and pleading, and generally made them feel like a piece of meat, but Pennywinkel just stood there resolute, not wanting to give in to the demands of a fly. Finally, she told him "We're not going to come back just because Chip wants us to. Come back when you have a *real* reason." Zipper, now thoroughly enraged, decided to do just that. As Chip and Dale were nearing the Headquarters, they spotted someone climbing up the side of the tree, a small figure, and a bigger figure armed with what seemed to be a shotgun and some sort of rocket launcher. "This looks like trouble," Chip commented, bringing the Ranger Plane in for a landing. After the thing was fully stopped, the two chipmunks an inside, and hastily called out "Intruders on the premises, and they're armed! Hide!" With that, everyone dropped what they were doing and hid, hoping to be able to catch their armed adversaries with a surprise defensive manuever. Finally, Po and Nor came in the door. Po was now holding the shotgun (which he had decided to take into his holding when they got on the landing pad) and pointing, ready for blood. But he was dismayed to find that there was no one in immediate sight, but it was just as well. He probably (he thought) would've done something impulsive, like waste a bullet on one of the lesser beings who inhabited this tree. He was saving all his ammunition for Pennywinkel. Nevertheless, he took the Bazooka from Nor, and, aiming it generally inside the house, said "Okay, you all come out. I've got a bazooka and if you don't come out, I'm going to blow things up!" that almost would've sounded funny, except that it was a potential truth. Still, the Rangers (as well as Frog and Mademanna) kept hiding. After all, this could be a bluff. Zipper, outside, was just returning, when he saw the figures of Nor and Po in the doorway. From where he was, he could see Po carrying what looked like a Bazooka. "Uh Oh" he thought to himself, and immediately the heroic little fly began to rush to the rescue. But then he stopped, and thought, and had a better idea! If these guys had the others cornered (as what seemed to be the case here) then he must find Pennywinkel! Only she would be able to get them out of this fix (well, maybe not only she, but she'd help). So, Zipper zoomed back to where she had last been sighted. Pennywinkel and Nowhere Man, yet again, had begun walking down the road, when Zipper the fly again whizzed like an excited Tinkerbell right in front of their faces. He stopped in front of Pennywinkel's, and behaved very erratically. "Calm down little guy!" Nowhere Man stated, but then he saw the worried look on Pennywinkel's face. "Something's wrong, right?" Without answering, Pennywinkel turned and began running back to the Ranger HQ, Nowhere Man in close pursuit. CHAPTER SEVENTEEN Chaos Battle Pennywinkel's arrival would not be for a few moments, however, in which time more than enough damage had already been done. Po, not wanting to waste his one and only rocket, instead elected to waste one of his bullets. Turning his gun, he shot at the sofa. The bullet went right through it, and just barely missed a hiding Monty. However Po did hear a sigh of relief. "You better come out." He threatened, "Next time, I won't miss." He actually hoped he would not have to waste another bullet on this insignifigant drivel. His hopes were met as he heard Monty say "I think we better do as he says, lads." as he stood, hands up. Gadget, hiding near the far arm of the sofa, also came up. Frog and Mademanna, who had been in the kitchen, also came out. The only ones who did not come out were Chip and Dale, who were behind the open door. "Someone's missing..." Po mused. "Where's that girl?" Guessing correctly that Po meant Pennywinkel, Monty answered, "She stepped out and didn't say when she was comin' back." "Ah well," Po replied. "She won't mind if we wait here for her." He, without looking, gave the Bazooka back to Nor, telling him to hold it. Nor grabebd it, however he had tried to sling it over his own shoulder, and ended up throwing it over the landing pad. First an "Oops" from Nor, then a distant explosion, told him the whole story. Po fumed, but immediately controlled his anger. "No matter," he said aloud, "This little doozy will work just fine on her." While he was saying that, Chip was activating his trump card. Looking at his electronic wristband, he pressed a button on it, and hoped against hope that the situation did not blow up in his face, all the while cursing Pennywinkel for having caused this in the first place. Having his plans all set, he decided to make a more drastic move. Jumping from behind the doorway, he elbowed Po while Dale hastily slammed the door in Nor's face. "What do you think you're doing?" Po demanded. Chip did not answer, however, as he wrestled to free the gun from Po's grasp, and succeeded only in failing. Finally freeing himself from the attacking chipmunk, Po whacked him with the butt of his shotgun, sending him falling to the floor, off-balance. Just as Po was readjusting himself, however, the front door reopened, and in rushed Pennywinkel and Nowhere Man (Zipper stayed outside). Po aimed, and said "Stay right where you are!" With that, Pennywinkel turned and replied "What're ya going to do, make me?" Po wasn't answering, he was getting ready to fire. Just then, Gadget seemed to remember something, and started to make her way across the room. Chip chose this inopportune moment to get up and try again. He knocked Po down, but his sudden attack caused Po's fingers to unintentionally pull the trigger. As this was a double-barrelled shotgun, two bullets rang out, each headed in the general area that the unfortunate Gadget was about to be standing in. The impact was made, and everyone looked onwards in shock as the mouse inventor fell limply. But Pennywinkel had foreseen this, and acted fast. Raising her arms, she gathered a large grouping of energy, with which she commanded the word of power: "Chaos Magic!" And suddenly, everything went truly bizarre, as is wont to happen when this particular spell is induced. Suddenly Frog heard two voices, both of which sounded like males trying their darndest to sound like females. He looked, and found two demonic-looking men, dressed as women, standing around him. And their form of chatter was not very comforting. After a second, one of them noticed Mademanna, and said "You don't mean to say you'd rather hang out with a girl instead of *us*, do you?" Meanwhile Monty was experiencing his own personal nightmare. Having been given a piece of cheese, he began to devour it... only to discover that it tasted just like gunpowder. He tried to resist a second slice, but this time could not overcome, and ended up trying his best not to taste the gunpowder. Chip, however, actually experienced something wonderful. In this chaotic state, he was seeing the world as a bright, colorful place, like a typical episode of Rainbow Brite. Suddenly, all the villains seemed to be silly people who could be defeated just by being looked at funny. Gadget, in this vision, was of course still very much alive and well, and probably had never even known shotguns existed, as he and her lived a peaceful existence in Strawberry fields. Meanwhile Dale was in a foreign land, and just happened to dodge a dragon in time. He managed to run into a little fellow, who also ran into him, and started talking. "Oh, hello!" he offered a hand, "My name is Tasslehoff Burrfoot, and I'm here fighting dragons. Oh, you don't know how to fight dragons, do you? I've faught plenty of dragons, and brought many down single-handedly. See this?" He pulled out what looked like a plain, ordinary number two pencil, "They always brag about those blasted Dragonlances, but *this* is the real power! With *this*, you can create or destroy anything you can think of!" Zipper, fortunately, was outside the range of the spell, so he did not experience anything. However, the same could not be said of innocent Mademanna, who happened to look down at her feet. At which, she saw a cute, adorable little kitten. Not bothering to think twice (if it's in the Ranger HQ and is at her feet, it's one small kitten) she picked it up, exclaiming "Awww, what a cute kitty!" and hugged it, gently. Suddenly, she heard maniacal laughter, and looked up to see the one face she only recently wanted to see again: Max Alpha. Max pointed, and claimed "I want that kitten!" Mademanna, however, set the kitten down, smiling, and told it to run off. This she had been waiting for, the opportunity to show her former oppressor that she was no longer weak and defenseless. With that, she threw a punch that sent him flying into another galaxy! For those who are wondering, all of these are illusions. All, that is, except for the demons haunting Frog, and what was happening to Po (in his case, the shotgun was claiming he had murdered his brother, the Bazooka, and was wrapping around his leg like a snake) and finally, what happened to Gadget. For Gadget, in the process of falling, fell into some blue vortex. As soon as she entered it, however, she seemed to shoot back out of it, and none the worse for wear, in fact somehow better. All this, despite how long it seemed like, actually only took the space of a few seconds to accomplish, and upon normality returning, everyone was confused all over again. Pennywinkel had, fortunately, done absolutely nothing in response to whatever she had experienced, and thus was able to get her bearings first, Gadget second. As they did so, they heard Po, on the floor, screaming "Get it off! Somebody please get it off!" "Here, let me," Gadget said, coming over to inspect the situation. It seemed to be that the shotgun, while it had returned to it's normal, lifeless self, was still coiled like a snake around Po's leg. Using two fingers on her right arm, she snapped it into little pieces. If Po was afraid of that he was even more afraid of Gadget's strength, and everyone else who had at least witnessed this act (except Pennywinkel) was put off by it. Unfortunately, only Pennywinkel, Monty (who had gotten out of his illusion first due to it being a total nightmare for him) and Zipper had noticed. "Gadget-luv!" He exclaimed, "How did you become so strong?" "Oh," Gadget turned towards Monty, and said "A sweet old man used cybernetics to save my life. Isn't it wonderful? Gee, I wonder what sorts of modifications I could make to myself..." with that thought in mind, she went to her workshop, seeming to totally forget the events of the day. "Well, ain't that somethin'?" Monty mused. Then he looked at Chip, who was just staring onward as if there was a really blissful sight in front of him. "Uhhh... Chip-me-lad?" Chip did not hear him. Po, getting over his own shocks, decided first thing to get up and leave this crazy place. "Pennywinkel," Monty asked, "What did you *do*?" "Made a desperate attempt to save Gadget's life." She replied, "It's really dangerous, but a magic-user can use a technique that requires summoning up a lot of magical power to one spot, and just letting it run loose. It's called 'Chaos Magic' and while it's results are unpredictable, there is no other way I know of to revive the dead." "Revive the dead?!" Monty said with a hint of rage. "You mean Gadget was dead?" "She took two full shotgun shells, she could not have lived." "AND YOU REVIVED HER?!" Monty was and had always been against magic, and had only let it slip with Frog and Pennywinkel because they were, for the most part, good kids. However, like many believers in sorcery, he regarded reviving the dead as the ultimate wrong, strictly taboo. "YA FOOL GIRL! YA DON'T REVIVE THE DEAD! THAT'S JUST--" "Oh, so it's okay to revive them using a remote control but not with magic?" Pennywinkel counter-argued. "In any case, I didn't revive her, whoever was on the other side of that portal did and he was very obviously a scientist!" Monty calmed down and backed off, and sighed. "Well, I guess if Gadget didn't mind, then it's okay. Sorry 'bout that Pennywinkel." At the same time, Pennywinkel assumed a more happy, chipper mood. "All is forgiven, Monterey!" Then she looked at the floor, where Nowhere Man seemed to be deep in some sort of thought. "Nowhere Man?" she asked. "Uhhh... I think I choose to remain here." Nowhere Man answered. "What?" "Pennywinkel!" He said, looking up, "Thank goodness! Okay, I finally got it, I finally got my wish! I actually died! It was so great at first, I thought, but then I was just in some sort of hallway, and on one side, there were these beautiful things in colors I didn't even know existed, and to the left of me was some strange, mist-filled place that was equally attractive, and they asked me to choose which one I wanted to go to..." "And?" Both Monty and Pennywinkel asked. "... I chose neither. I wanted to stay here, with you guys." Just before they were congradulating him on making the absolute right decision, they heard Mademanna stomp in frustration. "Drat!" she said, "So that wasn't *really* Max Alpha I beat up!" As they were looking, they saw the two demons who were still pestering Frog as he stood there, not knowing what to do. Mademanna, still frustrated, decided to beat up the two demons in compensation. Being unable to take the beatings as dished out by a little girl, the two disappeared and left. Pennywinkel, seeing the door was open, decided to close it. Right outside, after having bolted, Po ran and, leaving the door, tripped immediately over his floored brother Nor. Immediately he got up, asking "Nor, why are you sleeping?" "Ummmm..." However, the fall had been just the thing Po had needed. "It doesn't matter. Suffice to say, we didn't win. We didn't even get any sort of compensation for our failure." "Can we go home now?" "No!" Po stood, "we are not going home defeated! Ah," Po just happened to find the sword they had brought with them to the raid. "This won't kill that girl, but we can still find some use for it that'll help us accomplish that purpose, I'm sure." !AUTHOR'S NOTE!: For the complete story on what really happened to Gadget, read my Mega Man fanfic "Mouse of Two Worlds" which is (or will eventually be) available on the Mega Man section of my site. It's not absolutely essential, but you may enjoy it anyway. CHAPTER EIGHTEEN The Rest of the Day Anyone who was still thinking clearly did really not understand the rest of the day at all. First of all was Dale. No one could fathom why he had developed a sudden interest in Number Two pencils. An example: "Hey Gadget," he had said, going into Gadget's workshop where she was tinkering with her own now-cybernetic hand, "Could you, umm... I need a pencil." "Sure," She handed him one she sometimes used as a harpoon dart. "Will this do?" Unfortunately, it would not, for Dale wanted one he could carry around with him. He explained as much to Gadget. "Oh," she ohed. "Hmm... Well, I suppose I could do something." "Nah, I've got a better idea." Dale said, leaving the room hastily. Only a moment afterwards did Gadget acknowledge it with "Ooo-kaayyyy..." Dale himself had run to the kitchen, where Frog and Mademanna were helping Monterey cook (seems like he's been cooking all day, but that's only because constant attacks and other assorted happenings kept messing up his complex recipe which required just the right timing, and thus he always had to start over). Passing by, he barely placed a glace towards the sofa. In said sofa, Pennywinkel and ][ Making his way to the kitchen, Nowhere Man were toying with a ][ Dale found Frog where, well, where dazed Chip, who was still stuck in ][ I said he was! And proceeded to his perfect bliss. ][ ask "Hey, Frog, ya wanna join me "So, Chip," Pennywinkel ][ on an exciting, insightful mission asked, "You don't mind me killing ][ full of danger and intrique?" anyone, at all?" ][ "Yea." "Nah. They probably enjoy it ][ "Well, that's not what I'm about anyhow." Yes, Chip was really ][ to go on, but still I need somethin *that* out of it. "If only they ][ from you before I decide to do it." could see this..." ][ "What?" "Oh, and what about Dale and ][ "Can I borrow yer Resize his comic books?" ][ Medallion?" "Comic books are great! I ][ "Oh, sure." Frog quickly took sure wish I had read some instead ][ it off and tossed it onto the table, of wasting away being so dull and ][ quickly getting back to the cooking. serious. But I'm over that..." ][ Dale began to pick up the shiny "So, who do you like better," ][ thing as he looked around. Pennywinkel nudged up against him, ][ Mademanna, of course, was still mad "Me or Gadget?" ][ as possible, and she seemed to cook "Nice try, but there's only ][ with extra passion, as if the food one mouse for me." Since ][ were her mortal enemy. Fortunately, Pennywinkel was not a mouse, there ][ she was beating some eggs, so it was only one person he could be ][ wasn't like it was a bad thing. referring to. "You're too young. ][ Putting the medallion around In fact, I could almost treat you ][ his own neck, Dale decided to leave like a daughter. In fact, I think ][ the room. Quickly he zipped by I'll do that right now. Have you ][ the den, again neither noticed nor done you're homework?" ][ noticing the sofa, and went outside, "Wait a minute!" Nowhere Man ][ where he deftly ignored and was suddenly pointed out, "What about ][ ignored by the two Endos. Mevos? You know he won't be gone ][ "Hey guys!" He said, "I'm off forever!" ][ to get me a number two pencil!" "Ha!" Chip stood heroically, ][ "That's great, by the way would "Mevos couldn't stand a chance ][ you mind being a hostage?" against me and the Pawser Tank now! ][ "Nah, being a hostage isn't my I'd beat him with one hand tied ][ thing. I prefer to rescue people, behind my back! Heck, I almost ][ especially girls. Oh, and don't eradicated him last time." ][ ask Mademanna unless you want a Neither Nowhere Man nor ][ visit from the tooth fairy. Well, Pennywinkel could think of anymore ][ gotta run!" and with that, Dale to say, so they just clapped. ][ scurried down the tree. Oddly, the only people (besides Nowhere Man) still worried about Mevos were Gadget and Zipper, who were in Gadget's workshop (even if Dale didn't notice Zipper), working on adding something to Gadget's arm (well, Gadget was. Zipper was just sitting there waiting for something to happen). "There," Gadget finally said, "It's finished." Zipper flew over to look around, but saw nothing. He shrugged. "Oh, this!" Gadget pointed her harm. Suddenly, her entire cyborg hand flew right off, and into a wall. Zipper stared on with horrified fascination, until finally he saw that her hand (which, being cyborg, did *not* leave a mess lying around) was still attached to her wrist via some sort of wire. "I've got it rigged up," Gadget explained, "So I can operate it with some controls on my side, where that man had to repair me. See, when I was there I was a real mess, at least half of me was totally missing, so I needed a *lot* of cybernetics to be brought back the way I am. I forgot wether I thanked him or not. I think I left him a note. Would've had to, actually, since he didn't understand me. Oh yea," the little train in Gadget's head finally built itself the right track, "That reminds me, I'm trying to make grappling hooks for everyone. But I can't see well enough to make one your size, Zipper." Zipper, however, nodded a negative, indicating he did not want one, and pointed out that he could just fly. "Yea, but I thought your wings might get tired at times..." He shrugged, and flew around in a horizontal figure eight (otherwise known as the symbol for infinity). "Well, if you say so. Ya know, it's a wonder that no one else got any sort of power or something from Pennywinkel's spell. I mean, you'd imagine it would be a benefit to everyone, not just me. Granted maybe she casted it with me in mind, so it did something for me and not for everyone else... but that can't be right because Chip is, well, acting up... well, okay, not acting up, but not acting up in a good way. I mean, he's acting funny. Well, I guess strange would be the better word for it. Actually, I better check on Chip." And so, she stood, and began walking towards her workshop door, which she opened, went through, and closed (Zipper had gotten through right before she closed it), Then she went over and asked "Hey Chip!" "Hello Gadget," Chip stared at her with that blissful look that, when directed at her specifically, made her feel uneasy. It was as if he were paying her some special kind of attention, and that made her uncomfortable. So, she answered "Ummm... I just... wondered how you were... holding up... yea... bye!" She quickly ran back into her workshop. "Talk to ya later, Gadget," Chip said, waving. "Chip has officially lost it," Pennywinkel commented. Chip, however, heard this. "Yes, I have. I have lost my heart to that mouse." "Oh boy," Zipper squeaked. Suddenly Dale came back in, holding a pencil. "Yippee!" he cheered, "I have found a pencil!" "I'm so proud of you, Dale," Chip praised. "Oh Boy" went everyone else buy Dale, who said "Thanks, Chip! It was easy to get. All I did was use Frog's Resize Medallion to make myself human size, picked up a pencil--a good one of which I found just lying around in a trash basket--and then shrunk back into being chipmunk-size." "How clever of you," Pennywinkel mumbled. "Yes, that was clever!" Chip agreed, not knowing Pennywinkel wasn't serious. "Thank you, Chip," he said, bowing, "And you too, Pennywinkel!" "Uhhh... you're welcome." Dale left the room, happy in his elation, to see if he could actually *do* anything with this wonderful and unique object he had searched so long and hard for. As he left, Chip slumped down in the sofa, saying "You know, before whatever happened earlier, I would not have admitted to Dale that he's a better detective than me." Now even Pennywinkel was surprised to hear *that* one. "What did you just say?" "Dale is a better detective than me. It's true, after all. He figured out the truth about Mevos before I did, and it was he that came up with the hide-behind-the-door plan... And that worked better than we thought it would! It's funny, at the time, I was soooo cynical..." "Okay, now *I'm* scared," Pennywinkel stood, "Ummm, Nowhere Man, Let's... go somewhere else. Okay?" "Okay," he stood, "Where?" "Ummm... It doesn't matter, let's just go!" And like that, they just went. "In fact, Dale had a lot of good ideas. So has Monty. So has Gadget. So has Zipper even. Hmmm, I guess I'm not the smart guy of the team after all. Hey! That makes me the comedy relief!" He somehow decided, "I can be funny. Yea! I *am* funny!" Like that, he tried to make a funny face, to show how funny he was. A laugh track went off on the television. "Aha! They think I'm funny! I guess that's my official role from now on! Hmmm, I need to borrow some of Dale's comic books." And, like that, Chip went to borrow some of Dale's comic books. Stuff like that went on all day. It wasn't until immediately after dinnertime that something seriously started to pick up. At the table, Mademanna was still fuming, mumbling all sorts of things to herself about how she never gets into the action and stuff like that. Generally, the little girl was still steamed (*Someone* should've installed a cooling system!) and really wanted to hurt something, just to prove she could. After eating (and having recieved absolutely no support save from Chip, who didn't count) she waltzed outside, where she found Po and Nor waiting. "Oh, you two," she mumbled. They didn't seem to notice her. She decided to sit down, and seriously thought. Meanwhile, Po looked over to where she was, and an idea struck his mind. So he walked over to Mademanna, and sat down in front of her. "Hey girl." He opened. "Go away. I'm tired of being kidnapped." "Well, that's just fine, because I don't want to kidnap you." He seriously didn't. Po may not be the brightest villain in the bunch, but he knew one thing: That he would not be able to hold *any* of the heroes against their will. Only Mevos, it seemed, could actually do that, and was probably the only living being brave enough to even try to capture this group of utter wackos. There was only one way, he figured, that one of them would be his prisoner, and that would be by their own free will. So who could he trick into being dumb enough to actually agree to something like that? He hoped this little girl would be the thing he needed. "I do, however, want you to come with us to our hideout." "What do you think I am, an idiot?" she sneered. "Geez I hope so. I've seen what crazy geniouses are like." He stood up. "In any case, I'm not leaving until--" He didn't have time to finish his sentence, for just then Mademanna lunged at him and wrestled him to the ground. Catching his breath, Po commented "Wow, you're pretty good." "Really? I just recently learned I could fight..." And *this* gave Po an idea. "Well, actually kid, ever since your sister killed my brother, I've been in need of a new training partner, to keep my fighting skills up. You seem like you'd be just perfect." "Really?" Mademanna was excited. Wow, actual training! THAT'S a unique concept! "Sure! I only have two simple requests before we go. The first one requires you getting off of me." The others had just got done eating when suddenly there was a rap-tap-tapping at their HQ door, and all of them ran to get it. Standing there was Po, and behind him Mademanna, being held "against her will" by Nor. "Isn't she cute when she's struggling." Chip pointed. "She's not struggling," Pennywinkel counter-pointed. "Ummm, yea, but whatever the case," Po interrupted, "I thought it fair to inform you that I am taking this youngster hostage. She is going to be locked up on a high floor of our hideout at--" "West Wenson?" Pennywinkel completed. "You know we've been there." "Don't remind me!" Po threatened, "You forget, I have your sister. Suppose I try to get a more exact version of revenge!" Regaining his composure, he added "But being the civilized person I am, I am simply going to take her back with me, where we will hold her until... until either she's rescued or we decide to dispose of her. That will be all... but please at least wait until tomorrow, because I seriously need sleep." He glanced at the assembled group, and added "And you guys could use it, too." With that, he turned and said "Come on Nor, let's go." and closed the door. Pennywinkel yawned. "Well, I think we all need some shuteye." "But Pennywinkel!" Gadget objected, "Mademanna--" "Is in no danger. She wasn't seriously struggling, in case you didn't notice, and she's strong enough that I figure she could've taken both of them. I don't know why, but she's decided to help them out. In any case, I think we can safely take our time--unless Mevos gets back, but... it's been eight hours, he would've been back by now." "I hope your right, wee lass." Monty hoped. TO BE CONTINUED in Dark Millenium, Part Four Back to the stories Chip n' Dale's Rescue Rangers (C) Disney, used without permission.